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Song Parodies -> "God Bless Amercia"

Original Song Title:

"God Bless America"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kate Smith

Parody Song Title:

"God Bless Amercia"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Twenty years ago, while running for re-election, Vice President Dan Quayle misspelled "potato." Yeah, it was embarrassing, but, hey, things like this happen. But at least Quayle didn't publicly misspell the name of the country of which he was running to be President! Even George W. Bush wasn't stupid enough to pull that off! But Mitt Romney IS that stupid! http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-57443725-503544/romney-camp-fixes-amercia-iphone-app-gaffe/
God bless Amercia.
Land Mitt misspells.
Stand beside her
and guide her
or else Mitt, that nitwit, brings her hells.
From the moon tans
to the fairies
to emotions
when in Rome!

God bless Amercia
my misspelled home!

God bless Amercia
my mis...
spelled...
home!
No thank you, I'd rather have a President who's smart. It was "change we can believe in."

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anon - May 31, 2012 - Report this comment
at least he knows there isn't 57 states, and is a true blue american, born in america.
Patrick - May 31, 2012 - Report this comment
Mitt Romney aka Obama (R) would make about as good a president as the one we have now. The Amercian people really deserve a better choice from both parties. Wonder what Dan Quayle is doing these days.
Rob Arndt - May 31, 2012 - Report this comment
Hey Michael, I rated you a 555 based on your parody and NOT ideology, so please return the favor sometime, OK? As much as I can't stand Obama, as a REP I am more pissed-off at my own Party right now and do NOT want to vote for Romney who I see as a watered-down Obama with the charisma of Al Gore!!! He's a rich outsider worth a quarter-billion and his business solutions do not directly translate into Federal economic solutions b/c of all the political in-fighting, red-tape, stat manipulations, and outright promises that will become lies. Implementation of even the best ideas can't move forward for years and we are sinking under huge debt (no need for finger-pointing and the blame-game, it's just a fact). The '30s are repeating and that will lead to the Antichrist and his solution: one-world govt., one-world judicial system, one-world religion, and unfortunately Euro (translation= German) control over everything which will lead to another World War (which is over due since the '60s anyway). No matter who wins in Nov, Entitlement Programs, National Security, Education, and Infrastructure are all at risk and pandering to special interest groups on both sides serves no one whether prtecting the rich 1% or fighting for Gay rights!!! It's the economy and world terrorism that are going to plague the next Administration. I think we all want peace and prosperity but we're going down the toilet fiscally...
Randy Hearn - May 31, 2012 - Report this comment
It's really hilarious of you to write a parody about Romney misspelling America, after tons of gaffes and purely stupid statements the thrill up the leg guy has done. Besides being a muslim apologist and being born in Kenya, the terrible economy, handcuffing the military, suing several states for protecting their own borders, etc., etc. To think in their twisted liberal way, people have to be either raised by hippies or wolves.
constitution guy - June 01, 2012 - Report this comment
all previous 4 posters are dead on but odumba saying 57 states takes the cake. a screw up is a screw up but to not how many states there are? and as always, NO liberals will even use the check and balance system on their own rats. unless the demoncrats cheat like al franken did in minnesota, odumba is gone and hopefully romney will be beaten by a conservative in 4 years.
Michael Pacholek - June 01, 2012 - Report this comment
"at least he knows there isn't 57 states, and is a true blue american, born in america." You're a liar: Barack Obama WAS born in America and we've all seen the proof. "57 States" was a reference to 57 voting jurisdictions and you damn well know it.
Michael Pacholek - June 01, 2012 - Report this comment
"Mitt Romney aka Obama (R) would make about as good a president as the one we have now." Based on WHAT? His experience in government? Romney's experience in government was so bad he won't even talk about it. Whereas Obama saved the economy, ended the Iraq War and killed Osama bin Laden. If he really WAS a Republican like you said, you'd be crowing about it.
Michael Pacholek - June 01, 2012 - Report this comment
Randy: Obama does not make "purely stupid statements." Ask Osama bin Laden if Obama is "a muslim apologist" and has "handcuffed the military." And here's the thing about the "birther" BS: We've SEEN the proof that he was born in Hawaii, you nitwits haven't shown ONE piece of evidence he was born outside the country. "The terrible economy" is gone, and was caused by conservatism in the 2000s; it needs to be better, and it would be, if the Republicans would lift a finger to help, but the only finger they seem willing to lift is the middle one. You people can only be idiots or liars to say this stuff... so which is it?
Randy Hearn - June 01, 2012 - Report this comment
Michael, do you actually live on planet earth?
Eatingliberals4breakfast - June 01, 2012 - Report this comment
10 Reasons Romney Will Kick Obongo's @$$

1) Obongo's 850 billion taxpayer funded stimulus did NOTHIING for the economy and Obongo lied when saying unemployment would stay under 8%.

2) Obongo is nothing more than a campaigner/fundraiser. He's appeared at more fundraisers for his party than the last 6 presidents combined. (he's also lied more than the last 6 combined.

3) Obongocare will be overturned by the Supreme Court before November. America will rejoice.

4) Obongo didn't kill bin Laden, Seal Team 6 did. Obongo & Holder wanted to try terrorists in N.Y. courts. Idiot liberals conveniently forget that.

5) Barockstar and Moochelle think America is no more special or exceptional than any other country

6) Obongo's idea of "fundamentally transforming America" is Euro-socialist based. He's added 5 trillion dollars of debt, which will result in economic collapse, like Greece, Spain, Italy and others are realizing

7) Romneys Bain Capitol had an 80% success/20% failure rate, Obama's economy and green job investments have had a 20% success/80% failure rate.

8) Obongo is the most arrogant, thin-skinned, unqualified, divisive, and socialist POTUS in history. Nothing more than a community organizer, he excells at stirring up race/class/gender/religious warfare. Oh, and his manufactured birth certificate is a pathetic, amateurish FAKE!

9) Voters who value the Constitution and Bill Of Rights realize that if Obongo appoints yet another femi-nazi to the SCOTUS, owning guns will become illegal.

10) There are simply too many intelligent patriots who are tired of the mainstream press having orgasms when talking about Obongo. Idiot liberals will be outvoted by a landslide.
Burp...8toomanylibs - June 01, 2012 - Report this comment
11) From MSN:

"Your First Amendment rights can be terminated," yells the Chicago police officer, caught on video right before arresting two journalists outside a Chicago hospital. One, an NBC News photographer, was led away in handcuffs essentially for taking pictures in a public place. He was released only minutes later, but the damage was done. Chicago cops suffered an embarrassing "caught on tape" moment, and civil rights experts who say cops are unfairly cracking down on citizens with cameras had their iconic moment...

Guess who the Mayor of Chicago is? Righto! Rahm Emanuel! Obongos best buddy. Looks like Rahm runs his police department like Obongo will run the country if re-elected.
Barfingupliberals - June 01, 2012 - Report this comment
13) "I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go." --at a campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon

"When I meet with world leaders, what's striking -- whether it's in Europe or here in Asia..." -mistakenly referring to Hawaii as Asia while holding a press conference outside Honolulu, Nov. 16, 2011

"We're the country that built the Intercontinental Railroad." —Cincinnati, OH, Sept. 22, 2011

"One such translator was an American of Haitian descent, representative of the extraordinary work that our men and women in uniform do all around the world -- Navy Corpse-Man Christian Brossard." –mispronouncing "Corpsman" (the "ps" is silent) during a speech at the National Prayer Breakfast, Washington, D.C., Feb. 5, 2010 (The Corpsman's name is also Christopher, not Christian)

"No, no. I have been practicing...I bowled a 129. It's like -- it was like Special Olympics, or something." --making an off-hand joke during an appearance on "The Tonight Show", March 19, 2009 (Obama later called the head of the Special Olympics to apologize)

"Hold on one second, sweetie, we're going to do -- we'll do a press avail." --to a female reporter for ABC's Detroit affiliate who asked about his plan to help American autoworkers

"What I was suggesting -- you're absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith..." --in an interview with ABC's George Stephanopoulos, who jumped in to correct Obama by saying "your Christian faith," which Obama quickly clarified

"On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today -- our sense of patriotism is particularly strong." (Not knowing the difference between Memorial Day and Veterans Day)
Randy Hearn - June 01, 2012 - Report this comment
I agree 1000% with the above comments. This odumbell is on his way out. Too bad not to Kenya.
Barry J. Mitchel - June 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Maybe Romney noticed that "Amercia" is a "merci-full" nation. Did you? I must admit I didn't notice the typo when I clicked on the link to this parody. If that puts me in a class (remedial reading?) with Romney, I'm not ashamed. It may be his "fundamental transposition" of America, ending with CIA!
Callmelennie - June 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Obama ended the Iraq war in the same sense that Harry Truman "defeated" Nazi Germany because he was the president when The Third Reich surrendered. But neither president had anything to do with process that caused the defeat. And Truman did absolutely nothing to undermine the final result, while Obama did everything humanly possible to ensure America's defeat in Iraq
Anon - June 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Whatcha expect from a President that has been on vacation for over a third of his term? Even now when the Dow dropped almost 300 pts in a day the man is out campaigning and asking for more patience from we Americans while millions remain out of work, have lost their homes, pay almost $5 at the pump, and have no future but survival. Obumbler has ruined our nation after tripling the debt and wants to keep spending your money on big, inefficient, government controlled by the ultraliberal leftists that cater to a gay agenda. He's no savior but a deceiver. And since we gave this foreign-born clown a chance, we can at least give red-blooded American Romney a chance to try to fix things. He's always been a working man, unlike Obumbler. The only things he wants to cut is Obumbler's bloated government, his spending spree, and his special interest ties.
Belch - June 02, 2012 - Report this comment
MP says, "57 States" was a reference to 57 voting jurisdictions and you damn well know it."

Well, Amercia isn't a misspelling, it's a typo and you damn well know it.

Besides, Americans would rather say "God Bless Amercia" than hear "Goddamn America" from Obongo's spiritual mentor.
Michael Pacholek - June 04, 2012 - Report this comment
At least Obama's spiritual mentor tells the truth. Romney's is Joseph Smith, a liar, a con man, and a pedophile. Unless, of course, you realize that Romney's religion isn't really Mormonism. It's unregulated capitalism. Which makes his spiritual mentor Ayn Rand. That adulterous hag.
Brock O'Brahma - June 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Harry Reid, D-Nevada, Jim Matheson, D-Utah, and Rep. Tom Udall, D-N.M. Mormons! And Harry Reid couldn't run a lemonade stand. He made his millions screwing America as a lifelong politician. Oblamer hates America just as much as Rev. Wright but LIES about it. Rampant capitalism turned this one time British colony into the most successful, powerful nation in history in less than 150 years. Millions of immigrants came here for it and millions more want to. They left socialism, Marxism, communism, and dictators behind. As for adultrery, Democrats excell at it like no one else. Kennedy and Clinton while in the white House.John Edwards while his wife struggled with cancer.

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