Song Parodies -> "Pey, Dude"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Jude"

Original Performer:

"Pey, Dude"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

The "dude," of course, being Peyton Manning. I don't care what numbers he puts up in his career: In spite of having a Super Bowl ring, that opening snap will be always be in his career "highlights."

Pey, dude.
You made it bad.
Took a sad song
and made it sadder.
Remember
to keep your hands on the ball.
And don't you stall.
Your fans get madder.

Pey, dude.
I am afraid
you were made to
lose Bowl that's Super.
The minute
you let it slip through your skin
you did begin
to make it blooper.

And once again, you feel the pain
Pey, dude, refrain.
You parried the ball across your shoulder.
For, well, you know, that it's a fool
who has been schooled
by Seattle teams when it gets colder. *

A na na na na, na, na na na, na...

Pey, dude.
You let us down.
You have floundered.
F is your letter.
Remember
you've broken Denver fans' hearts.
Now each one starts:
Thinks Eli's better.

So let it out and let it through.
Pey, dude, you blew.
Forty-three to eight
the Hawks did score with.
And don't you know that it's just you.
Pey, dude, it's true.
Might not have occurred
if blocked by shoulder.

A na na na na, na, na na na, na...

Pey, dude...
You made it bad.
Took a sad song
and made it sadder.
Remember
you no longer are a Colt.
You are a dolt
who loosed his
bladder
bladder
bladder
bladder
bladder
bladder
Ow!

Yeah!

Na, na na
NA na na na...
NA na na na...
Pey, dude!
(repeat ad nauseam)

* This is only the 3rd time the Seahawks have ever reached a conference title game. And, as we've seen, the Mariners rarely get to October, and when they do, forget it: In nearly 40 years, they've never won a Pennant.

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B&B - February 07, 2014 - Report this comment

Super parody!

PM Fan - February 07, 2014 - Report this comment

Yeah, well pinko Mike, stats DO matter in the NFL and PM is one of the great QBs of all time no matter what happened in the Superbowl. He's more of a man than you'll ever be and if you think you not, then get on the field and QB yourself. Would love to see you sacked hard or have your face mask pulled into the mud making you eat dirt and grass. It would be worth the 15 yard penalty. You are one of the most miserable people on this site who writes miserable commie, leftist parodies most of the time. But what can one expect from some trailer park Jersey Demonrat?

Max Power - February 07, 2014 - Report this comment

Sad thing is that he still trails his little brother by one ring.

Dave W. - February 07, 2014 - Report this comment

Poor Manning...That's the way the football fumbles.......All hail the Seattle Sea Hawks !......And oooh! such hard remarks from a PMS ing fan....How rude !

Jonathan - February 07, 2014 - Report this comment

as I said on the other parody about this subject "43 to 8 the score" Manning and the Broncos got exactly what they deserved! that was the most fun I've ever had watching a Super Bowl and super parody to compliment it! 5's

Michael Pacholek - February 07, 2014 - Report this comment

Hey, PM Fan: I don't know if you noticed, but the last 4 teams to reach the Super Bowl were all from liberal cities: Boston, Denver, San Francisco, Seattle. They weren't coming from dipstick conservative places like Indiana or Arizona or Texas. And by the way, Papa John's makes lousy pizza.

Max Power - February 07, 2014 - Report this comment

Dave - Maybe the game coincide with his time of the month if you know what I mean.

Max Power - February 07, 2014 - Report this comment

Also, when people picked the Broncos to win because of their offense, they never seem to learn their lesson being that defense generally overcomes the top offense. It's the same reason why in the late 1990s to early 2000s, they kept on picking the Vikings despite their snakebitten history. I actually wanted the Broncos to win that game but I knew the Seahawks would take it, just that I didn't expect it to turn into a joke in which one can't upload the video of the game into a porn site as it won't allow rape. In fact, it's not a game at all, it's a snuff film where Richard Sherman and co. butchers Peyton as he yells, "Omaha!" several times before screaming about the bees. It's really ugly and probably brought back some unpleasant memories for John Elway considering what happened in 1990 when he was gangraped by the 49ers.

Callmlennie - February 07, 2014 - Report this comment

Don't insult Arizona, Michael ..... on account of some sh*!head right winger troll. I think that relentless, unending series of winter storms is making you cranky. Come out to Arizona and thaw out. Gonna be in the eighties next week. Who knows, maybe it will restore your faith in global warming

Max Power - February 08, 2014 - Report this comment

One more thing I forgot to mention, since 1959, no passing yard leader would go on to lead the lead to a championship win. Makes you wonder if the passing yard title is cursed or something because if it is, maybe it's a good thing Brees stole it from under Peyton's nose in 2006 or otherwise, maybe that AFC championship game would have been the end for the Colts that year. That would be blowout would have remained a blowout.

Callmelennie - February 09, 2014 - Report this comment

Generally speaking, if you lead the league in passing yards, it means you don't have an adequate ground attack, which means, in turn, that you're relying too much on one man. (the QB, of course) And when the stakes are at their highest, that can bring extreme pressure to bear on that one man, and can drastically affect his performance. And then the team can't fall back on anything else ....... Now if you're leading the league in passing yards and not near the top in passing TD's it means your passing attack is inefficient as well. On the other hand, if you lead the league in passing TD's but not in passing yards, it means your passing is efficient (and you probably have an adequate running game) More than a few teams leading the league in passing TD's have won the Super Bowl.

Melanie Lee - February 09, 2014 - Report this comment

Now, now, boys, it's only a game. (Pause as you all scream "What!" and pelt me with rocks.) 5-4-5 for the pretty good parody. Now a name of a certain race horse of the past comes to my mind: Seattle Slew.

Callmelennie - February 09, 2014 - Report this comment

Melanie, I just checked with The International Pun Council and it is now Affirmed; that was a good one -- I am absolutely horse from laughter

Max Power - February 09, 2014 - Report this comment

Yeah it does happens a few times, Peyton led the league in TD passes in 2006 when he won, Brees led the league in 2009 so the TD passes aren't the issue. The record setting TD passes are but that's because most of them occurs in the same time when the passer has that passing yards title. Also it can tell you the issue of the team's defense as well.

2Eagle - February 10, 2014 - Report this comment

Sorry your team lost, But USC's Pete Carroll was what Peyton Place was up against.

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