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Song Parodies -> "Mean Girl of Mine"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Caroline"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Mean Girl of Mine"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Mass o'chism.
So it began.
I really wish it hadn't.
Pain that I got is growing strong.

We had a fling.
This fling became a bummer.
Seemed we just couldn't get along.

Hand...
curled in fist...
reaching out...
touching me...
and it hurt!

Mean girl of mine!
How'd you ever look so good?
I've been inclined
I should leave but never could
'cause
you
would

Look through the night
me down you would be hunting.
My face puffs up with lots of blood.

And when I hurt
throughout head on my shoulders
you leave me feeling like such crud.

Warm
blood runs down.
Screeching out
scream from me
'cause of you!

Mean girl of mine!
How'd you ever look so good?
I've been inclined
I should leave but never could!
No, no, no...

Mean girl of mine!
How'd you ever look so good?
Mean girl of mine!
I should leave but never could!
Mean girl of mine!
How'd you ever look so good?
Mean girl of mine!
I should leave but never could!
(repeat 'til fade)
The preceding was a work of fiction, and does not reflect my relationship with any real-life woman... or any cinema-based Elf woman, either.

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AFW - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Perfect contrast to original theme...well done, five hits
Stormin - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Ouch. Love hurts. Painfully funny.
Arwen - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Hehehe...I loved this, Mister P. Of course, the OS is a favorite, and the parody was FABulous...but the P.S. was my favorite part...=)
John Barry - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
True masochism--listening to much of ND's oeuvre. 5s
PMS - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
I laughed till I hurt.
Rick C - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Yow! Brilliant contrast to the OS. Oh, I guess AFW said pretty much the same thing. OK, ummmm, I liked the "Screeching out scream from me 'cause of you! " 555
Michael Pacholek - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
We all love a little cheese from Neil the Jewish Elvis, don't we? (In fact, Mr. Presley frequently did the original in his Vegas shows, as seen in the film "Elvis: That's the Way It Is.") Sometimes, love hurts (as does listening to Diamond), but, as I've said before, it never hurts to suck up to Arwen.
MasonR - March 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey Michael, get with the program--Elvis WAS Jewish! ;-) Anyway you really punched up the OS nicely. It's a, er, hit! 555
Larry Hensley - March 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Good stuff, 555
Johnny D - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
That's what you get for tacklin' Rosie.

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