The Lyrics
(Instrumental opening)
Barack Obama, Eurozone, Deepwater Horizon,
Burj Khalifa, Leo Messi, Cristiano.
George Steinbrenner, WikiLeaks, Aung San Suu Kyi,
Arab Spring, Instagram, Mitch McConnell says no.
Aaron Rodgers, Syria, bin Laden, gotcha,
Kate and William, David Freese, end of Moammar Gaddafi.
Harry Potter, Steve Jobs, Breaking Bad’s meth slobs,
Jane Russell, Liz Taylor, Amy Winehouse, goodbye!
We didn’t start the fire.
But we should be telling, even worse, it’s smelling.
We didn’t start the fire.
It’s gone off the kilter, there’s no way to filter.
Mitt Romney, Ron Paul, Rick Santorum had gall,
Costa Concordia, LeBron gets his ring.
L.A. Kings, Higgs boson, goodbye Whitney Houston,
Neil Armstrong, Benghazi, Bieber please don’t sing.
47 percent, Obama leaves Romney bent,
Hurricane, Sandy Hook, Red Wedding worse than book,
Pope Francis, Boston, avenging the Marathon,
Gay marriage, Mandela, trouble in Nairobi!
We didn’t start the fire.
But we should be telling, even worse, it’s smelling.
We didn’t start the fire.
It’s gone off the kilter, there’s no way to filter.
Pete Seeger, Ebola, Seahawks win, Malaysia,
Crimea annexed, Flint water system wrecked.
ISIS launched, Germans ride, Robin Williams’ suicide,
Mad Bum, Giants win, World Trade Center back again!
Whoa-oh-oh!
Boko Haram, Nimoy, Golden State hoop joy
Supergirl, Carli Lloyd, Taylor Swift left me annoyed.
Kansas City’s title take, Star Wars’ Force awakes,
Donald Trump is psycho! All his stances wrongo!
We didn’t start the fire.
But we should be telling, even worse, it’s smelling.
We didn’t start the fire.
It’s gone off the kilter, there’s no way to filter.
Muhammad Ali, Cavaliers, Brexit Tory sneers,
Nice truck, Michael Phelps, Trump needs jail or mental help.
Hillary’s e-mails, Cubs win, election fails,
Tom Brady, Grenfell, Chuck Berry, Charlottesville.
Vegas shooting, Astros champs, Texas concentration camps,
Refugees locked away! What else do I have to say?
We didn’t start the fire.
But we should be telling, even worse, it’s smelling.
We didn’t start the fire.
It’s gone off the kilter, there’s no way to filter.
Eagles win the big one, Trump duped by Kim Jong Un,
School shootings yet again, synagogue shooting sin.
ICE raids, great shame, New Zealand, Endgame,
U.S. women win again, Brits get Boris Johnson.
St. Louis wins the Cup, Hong Kong fed up,
Foreign debts, homeless vets, farmers have Trump regrets!
Nationals raise the score, Trump impeached for breaking law!
Will he launch distracting war? I can’t take it anymore!
We didn’t start the fire.
But we should be telling, even worse, it’s smelling.
We didn’t start the fire.
And when Trump is gone, it will still burn on,
and on, and on, and on…
We didn’t start the fire.
But we should be telling, even worse, it’s smelling.
We didn’t start the fire.
It’s gone off the kilter, there’s no way to filter.
(repeat)