-> "Rush Limbaugh vs. Bill Maher"
Original Song Title:
"Epic Rap Battles of History"
Parody Song Title:
"Rush Limbaugh vs. Bill Maher"
The Lyrics
Epic Rap Battles of History!
Rush Limbaugh!
vs....
Bill Maher!
Begin!
(Rush)
It's been a rough week
but I'll walk through the storm
and lower myself
to do a black art form.
The White House? A conservative
in '17 will be there again
to replace that Marxist
Half-rican-American!
I'm pumped! I'm jazzed!
I'm tokin' a cigar!
The future will be conservative
with no place for Maher!
You think the people of this country
will vote for Hillary?
At this point, she can't even
beat Huckabee!
(Bill)
Huckabee over Hillary?
You must be joking.
Tonight, you're not the only weed
that I'll be smoking!
Gay marriage is legal
no matter who you call a f**
and even South Carolina
lowers the Confederate flag!
Politics is
a contact sport
and you lost your "Super Bowl"
at the Supreme Court!
You're no expert on marriage
having blown it with four chicas.
And weren't you supposed to move
to Costa Rica?
(Rush)
I'm a Notorious B.I.G.
who's excellent in broadcasting.
Like putting Reagan on Mount Rushmore
your face is getting a blasting!
When Ginsburg dies
another Scalia will be Courted
then though it will have been illegal
you'll wish your mother had aborted!
You had to go to HBO
when you called our troops "cowards."
Our fire you had to duck
like your name was Howard!
Against liberals like you
I never spare the rod.
You know why I won this battle?
Talent on loan from GOD.
(Bill)
The only time you've seen God
is when you're high on pills.
Maybe, like Clinton, you SHOULD try
the drug of Bills!
Your advertisers are dropping you
and so are your stations.
You're now a laughingstock here
like in all other nations!
Obama's accomplishments
send your blood pressure higher.
You could be skinny as Ann Coulter
you'd still be a big fat liar!
New Rule: You must use Obamacare
'cause I wanna see you live
to see the Inaugural Address
that Bernie Sanders is gonna give!
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
Epic...
(sound of Rush and Bill blowing their respective smokes)
Rap Battles of History!
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