Song Parodies -> "Free Cellin'"

Original Song Title:

"Free Fallin'"

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Original Performer:

"Free Cellin'"

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The Lyrics

You may play Solitaire on your computer, but are you Cellin'? I'm Cellin' like a felon.

She's a good girl, loves her card games.
Loves Poker, and its World Series too.
She's a good girl, crazy 'bout Rummy.
Loves Go Fish, and Solitaire too.

And she sits down at her computer
And she wins at the Internet Hearts.
And I'm a bad boy, or at least a bad player
'cause I screw up when another game starts.

And I'm Free...
Free Cellin'!
Yeah, I'm Free...
Free Cellin'!

All the spaces, enough just ain't open
for the cards that I need to deal hard.
And I'm a bad boy, or at least a bad player
with enough space to move only two cards.

And I'm Free...
Free Cellin'!
Yeah, I'm Free...
Free Cellin'!

Free Cellin', yeah, I'm Free Cellin'
Free Cellin', yeah, I'm Free Cellin'
Free Cellin', yeah, I'm Free Cellin'
Free Cellin', yeah, I'm Free Cellin'

I could play Chess with a nerdboy from Holland
Or Backgammon with a floozy from France.
But I'm a bad boy, with a real bad computer
and the Free Cell's makin' me wet my pants.

And I'm Free... (Free Cellin', yeah, I'm Free Cellin')
Free Cellin'! (Free Cellin', yeah, I'm Free Cellin')
Yeah, I'm Free... (Free Cellin', yeah, I'm Free Cellin')
Free Cellin'! (Free Cellin', yeah, I'm Free Cellin')

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Arwen - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment

I am SO Cellin' my friend! I loved this!!! 5s...

alvin rhodes - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment

never owned a cell phone...nice parody, though

Michael Pacholek - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Feel free to get a cell phone, Alvin, just stay away from Catherine... of course, one could get old waiting for Douglas to croak... maybe I should give up hope of getting more...

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