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Song Parodies -> "The Star-Mangled Ballclub"
Original Song Title:
"The Star-Spangled Banner"
Original Performer:
Francis Scott Key
Parody Song Title:
"The Star-Mangled Ballclub"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
Ladies and gentlemen, would you please rise? Certainly, the Mets couldn't rise to the occasion!
Jose, can you hit?
'Cause your bat seems so light.
Glove so proudly we hailed.
Now through it, grounders streaming.
David Wright, you bright star
blew the perilous fight.
Bullpen, bad part we watched
left us gallantly screaming.
Paul Lo Duca's dread glare.
Planes are fouling the air.
Save-proof, Bill Wagner
and the Pennant's not there.
Oh, say, does that star-mangled
ballclub yet waive?
Tommy Glavine, you're set free!
Go on back...
to the...
Braves!
'Cause your bat seems so light.
Glove so proudly we hailed.
Now through it, grounders streaming.
David Wright, you bright star
blew the perilous fight.
Bullpen, bad part we watched
left us gallantly screaming.
Paul Lo Duca's dread glare.
Planes are fouling the air.
Save-proof, Bill Wagner
and the Pennant's not there.
Oh, say, does that star-mangled
ballclub yet waive?
Tommy Glavine, you're set free!
Go on back...
to the...
Braves!
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no flag this year...nicely written
Bessball be berry berry good to Michael.
Maybe you could've also called this The National League Anthem....Some tricky word subbing, here
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