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Song Parodies -> "Elias"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Julie Andrews & Christopher Plummer

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

I'm crediting the song to the movie version of "The Sound of Music" because that's the version I know. I never thought anyone could replace the great Scott Stevens as Captain of the New Jersey Devils. And yet, Patrik Elias (Czech, pronounced "ELL-ee-ahsh") has.
Elias, Elias
every evening you lead us.
Czech and tight, win tonight.
Give us victory, feed us.

Through ice and snow, you make our team grow.
Score in this endeavor.
Elias, Elias.
Win, New Jersey forever.

Elias, Elias
twenty-six is your number.
Hit the gas, brilliant pass.
Gomez unloads his lumber.

Gionta takes your pass and breaks
and fires shot, makes goalie quiver.
Elias, Elias.
Win, New Jersey forever.

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 1.6
Overall Rating: 1.6

Total Votes: 19

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Max Power - February 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Maybe they'll melt some ice with some jersey devils.
alvin rhodes - February 26, 2007 - Report this comment

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