I'm in love with a figurehead.
And she's an elf whose feet don't quite reach to end of her bed.
She just don't quite fit.
But
in love with princess figurehead, I keep falling.

So I just did me some writing of a song.
And I said some things she took as being very wrong.
Said Diesel's a slob.
That
angered the princess figurehead, handbag's falling.

But there's one thing I know.
Emotions sent to meet me fall discreetly.
It won't be long 'til elf kisses step up to greet me.

I'm in love with a figurehead.
It's too bad she lives far away in a State that's Red.
Crying's still for me.
But
in love with princess figurehead, I keep falling.
Her love is free.
It's her shoes that cost me.

(instrumental break)

It won't be long
'til elf and Jedi meet so heat-ly!

I'm in love with a figurehead.
It's too bad she lives far away in a State that's Red.
Crying's still for me.
But
in love with princess figurehead, I keep falling.
Her love is free.
It's her shoes that cost... me.

(instrumental fadeout)