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Song Parodies -> "A Little Bit of Dope"

Original Song Title:

"A Little Bit of Soap"

Original Performer:

The Jarmels

Parody Song Title:

"A Little Bit of Dope"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

It's 2020. Marijuana is now legal for recreational use in 11 of the 50 States, and for at least medical use in 47 -- all but Idaho, South Dakota and Nebraska. But given everything that's going on, it might not be enough to alleviate the resulting headaches or nausea.
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A little bit of dope
will smoke away
the orange on Trump's face.
But a little bit of dope
will never
make him see the light on race.
The pain that he's caused
cheering cops
and he wants to have four more years?
A little bit of dope
will never smoke away our tears.

Mm...
A little bit of dope
will smoke away
the hours that are now free.
But a little bit of dope
will never
fix employment history.
'Cause disease he ignored
called it "hoax"
closed businesses due to fears.
A little bit of dope
will never smoke away our tears.

Mm...
Have you heard
when people start to die
from the corona vi...
rus today
Trump the turd
still thinks that he's the best.
Should be under arrest
and locked away!

Mm!
Voting out this dope
will take away
his disgrace eventually.
But voting out this dope
will never
wash away the memory
of the harm
that he caused
to so many these past four years.
A little bit of dope
will never smoke away our tears.

He'll never get to restore the good name
that he hoped
would be a reich of a thousand years!
But a little bit of dope
will never smoke away our tears.

A little bit of dope
will never smoke away our tears.

Mm...
It's gonna never never
smoke away our tears.

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Peter Andersson - June 11, 2020 - Report this comment
A little bit more of little bits you'll find in Mambo Number 5. Also that one got the word "Trump-et" after 50 seconds and at least once more later, so you get that for free should you take the subject on again. Toke in Peace!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK_LN3XEcnw
Patrick - June 14, 2020 - Report this comment
I haven't been watching the news these past few months, so maybe I missed pot being legalized in Kansas. Far as I know, one Wyandotte County state senator has been talking about the idea, but another fellow was hauled off to jail and left to go into seizures on the floor while police rummaged through his house to find some Colorado Cool Aid he had acquired to deal with his medical problems. Missouri has been trying to set up a system for people to buy permission from the state to buy grass for their self diagnosed conditions. Not sure if they will sell that list to the feds or whether fed hackers will simply download it. Anyone on the list would be legally barred from buying guns. Stores in Kansas City openly advertise hemp buds, allegedly without the THC. Didn't they used to call that "ditch weed". The world is screwed up enough already. We need more people to get stoned.

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