The legend lives on from old Worcester on down
of the website of music that's goofy.
Of Chucky, it's said, lots of songs have been read
and they're posted right here 'cause they're spoofy.

The very best names in these parody games
I salute these titles with a fever
like laughter flies in with the "Cheese Fries Comin',"
by the Tampa Bay Wild Man and Diva!

In this parody party, with "Arrest These Swarthy
Gentlemen," Mehli puts down the hammer.
And we get our Phil, Alexander is still
upset with "Another Bastard Spammer!"

To be as good, my goal, as "A Car Full of Holes"
by the guy who says, "My Name Is Kenny."
Do you know Qusay, that he got killed today?
Damn good titles like that, Guy's got many!

Sox fan John Pyro is stewed, Grady must go.
Hearing that song is making us all nuts.
And Spaff brings the heat, saying, "Give Me the DEET"
and Claude4Prez says, "I'll Get the Walnuts!"

The story will spill about weird Kim Jong Il
and East Asian hilarity begins
though I can't pace right that Korean delight
ditty name written by Malcolm Higgins!

For an Aerosmith song, you won't have to wait long
but my politics I won't be masking.
"Armageddon" might come, 'cause Bush is really dumb
and I wrote, "I Don't Want That Bush As King!"

To "YMCA," I wrote "No JFK"
'cause Bush has our land over a barrel.
But try as I might, I just can't seem to write
up "The Grandson of John F. Fitzgerald!"

Does anyone know those songs, Mike Florio's
about undergarments they call "Depends"?
And the "Snoop George B" song by the great William Tong
means the curtain on Dubya now descends!

The authors of "Bust In the Wind," well, they just
once again prove that they are not slippin'.
And all that we lack is the genders of fact
of the hobbitses Merry and Pippin!

Keeping up with the boys, "Say Bleu, Say Brie" by Royce
Rick's "Acrosstic Universe" is comin'.
And I agree, son, with the great Ghetto John:
"I'm Gonna Hurl at the Sight of This Woman!"

Young Bill Florio, he did give it a go
with a "White Album" tune that's a honey:
"Everybody," he'll rant, "has got something they want,"
says Bill, "and it is mostly my money!"

Be careful, you'll have to give humongous laughs
for a song a new rule would have periled.
Johnny might not have done my title number one:
"The Erection of Edmund Fitzgerald!"

The legend lives on from old Worcester on down
of the website of music that's goofy.
Of Chucky, it's said, lots of songs have been read
and they're posted right here 'cause they're spoofy.