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Song Parodies -> "Michael Knows Who Won, It's Gore"

Original Song Title:

"Michael, Row the Boat Ashore"

Original Performer:

The Highwaymen

Parody Song Title:

"Michael Knows Who Won, It's Gore"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

The original, of course, is much older than the 1961 folk-group version. This is an answer to the angry boy who calls himself a genius, and is too chicken to allow comments.
Michael knows who won, it's Gore.
Yes, it's true, yeah.
Michael knows who won, it's Gore.
Yes, it's true, yeah.

George, you're not as good as Bill.
Yes, it's true, yeah.
You ain't learned a damn thing, still.
Yes, it's true, yeah.

George, you lied 'bout John McCain.
Yes, it's true, yeah.
And you've showed you're so insane.
Yes, it's true, yeah.

Didn't read memo from Rice.
Yes, it's true, yeah.
That's why three thousand folks die.
Yes, it's true, yeah.

Unilateral attack.
Yes, it's true, yeah.
9/11 not from Iraq.
Yes, it's true, yeah.

Then John Kerry did oppose.
He's a hero.
Lies, you told a lot of those.
You're a zero.

They ain't close to liberal
the media.
Your right-wing lies, of them they're full.
Yes, it's true, yeah.

You might hate Barbra Streisand.
Yes, it's true, yeah.
You should just talk to her hand.
Yes, it's true, yeah.

We'll be free again someday.
Yes, it's true, yeah.
When oh-nine shall come our way.
Yes, it's true, yeah.

Michael knows who lost, it's Bush.
Yes, it's true, yeah.
History kicks him in the tush.
Current news, too, yeah.
OK, all you lurking right-wing fanatics: Your move.

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 10

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carol - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment
right on about so called angry genius boy.
laroc - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Gore lost, Michael. Face reality.
Tong - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, watch it! I don't allow comments either!
ferral - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment
right on about so-called candidate gore, laroc.
malcolm higgins - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Malcolm knows the correct score 545-ya
Random Dude - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Whoever this guy is, looks like he got at least one of the Michaels frothing at the mouth again.
Michael Pacholek - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for rating the song, not the feelings, Malcolm... although I'm not sure the song is good enough. But after I fived all those Carolina cheerleader songs of yours... but that's an entirely different kind of fantasy!
alvin rhodes - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
somebody build a campfire...this song needs to be sung around it...5s
ChuckyG - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I remove comments that have vulgar comments, personal attacks, or forged names. dissenting opinions are fine by me

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