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Song Parodies -> "Wet Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Wet Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

In 35 years, I think I've had snow fall on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day twice. It's rained at least 10 times. Heat Miser must have come from Newark. He's too much.
I'm living in a wet Christmas
just like each one that I have known
where the treetop's drippin'
the sun is skippin'
our town, it's much too warm to snow.

I'm living in a wet Christmas.
Soaked to the skin Santa will get.
May the sun shine with no regret
and may you know no Christmases this wet.

I'm living in a wet Christmas
just like each one that I have known
where the treetop's drippin'
the sun is skippin'
our town, it's much too warm to snow.

I'm living in a wet Christmas.
Soaked to the skin Santa will get.
May the sun shine with no regret
and may you know no Christmases this wet.

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Stuart McArthur - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
even tho our Christmases are always in the 90 degree range, it still rains here too, 9 out of 10 years - WTF?? - 555 for raising this VERY important issue
Phil Alexander - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Hi, Michael - it's kind of funny: my daughter recently wrote a "Wet Christmas" parody, too... and I pointed out to her that I'd already done that - http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/bingcrosby10.shtml :-) But I must convince her to post her one, as IMO it's easily as good as (if not better than) both your and my offerings.
Adagio - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
It's disappointing when it rains at Christmas, of all times. Good one.
AFW - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
My Daddy always said..."Make do with whatcha' got"...so why not, just hop right out their and build a Rainman?
Know 1 can hear you dream - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't mind a wet dream or two for Christmas, but wet Christmases in general is THE low... I can't even use my lumps of coal until they've dried up!
Michael Pacholek - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
AFW: Rainman? He's an excellent driver. He's an excellent driver. So is Santa, despite what some may say: Check out "I'm Driving Rudolph." Know1: I expect such tawdry comments from Johnny D, but don't you start!
alvin rhodes - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
living in L.A. my whole life, i've never had a white christmas but plenty of wet ones...and mentioning the heat miser, i realize you are a "year without a santa" fan..me, too...5s for your parody
Johnny D - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
NO ONE EXPECTS the Spanish Johnny D-Quisition! My TWO main weapons are leers, dirty rhymes, and ruthless perversity --- oops, ah, sorry, that's 3 - ahem - my THREE main weapons are leers, dirty rhymes, ruthless perversity, and an almost fanatical obsession with Edmund Fitzgerald --- ARRGH, that's FOUR!! All right all right all right my FOUR MAIN WEAPONS are leers, dirty rhymes, ruthless perversity, and an almost fanatical obsession with EDMUND FITZGERALD!!!!
2Eagle - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I, too, have experienced many wet Christmases because I live in Southern California.
Michael Pacholek - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny: Do I have to say it? As weapons lists go, yours is bigger than most. 2Eagle: I thought it NEVER rains in Southern California! Unless you're the Dodgers' pitching staff.
Meriadoc - December 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Is that why Springsteen sings about the "swamps of Jersey..." ;-D
Jonathan S. - December 23, 2015 - Report this comment
This year, even the Midwest is having a wet Christmas. Not that I'm complaining--for some of us, having weather that's too warm for snow is actually a blessing. Great parody! 555

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