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Song Parodies -> "Wet Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"White Christmas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Wet Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
In 35 years, I think I've had snow fall on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day twice. It's rained at least 10 times. Heat Miser must have come from Newark. He's too much.
I'm living in a wet Christmas
just like each one that I have known
where the treetop's drippin'
the sun is skippin'
our town, it's much too warm to snow.
I'm living in a wet Christmas.
Soaked to the skin Santa will get.
May the sun shine with no regret
and may you know no Christmases this wet.
I'm living in a wet Christmas
just like each one that I have known
where the treetop's drippin'
the sun is skippin'
our town, it's much too warm to snow.
I'm living in a wet Christmas.
Soaked to the skin Santa will get.
May the sun shine with no regret
and may you know no Christmases this wet.
just like each one that I have known
where the treetop's drippin'
the sun is skippin'
our town, it's much too warm to snow.
I'm living in a wet Christmas.
Soaked to the skin Santa will get.
May the sun shine with no regret
and may you know no Christmases this wet.
I'm living in a wet Christmas
just like each one that I have known
where the treetop's drippin'
the sun is skippin'
our town, it's much too warm to snow.
I'm living in a wet Christmas.
Soaked to the skin Santa will get.
May the sun shine with no regret
and may you know no Christmases this wet.
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even tho our Christmases are always in the 90 degree range, it still rains here too, 9 out of 10 years - WTF?? - 555 for raising this VERY important issue
Hi, Michael - it's kind of funny: my daughter recently wrote a "Wet Christmas" parody, too... and I pointed out to her that I'd already done that - http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/bingcrosby10.shtml :-) But I must convince her to post her one, as IMO it's easily as good as (if not better than) both your and my offerings.
It's disappointing when it rains at Christmas, of all times. Good one.
My Daddy always said..."Make do with whatcha' got"...so why not, just hop right out their and build a Rainman?
I don't mind a wet dream or two for Christmas, but wet Christmases in general is THE low... I can't even use my lumps of coal until they've dried up!
AFW: Rainman? He's an excellent driver. He's an excellent driver. So is Santa, despite what some may say: Check out "I'm Driving Rudolph." Know1: I expect such tawdry comments from Johnny D, but don't you start!
living in L.A. my whole life, i've never had a white christmas but plenty of wet ones...and mentioning the heat miser, i realize you are a "year without a santa" fan..me, too...5s for your parody
NO ONE EXPECTS the Spanish Johnny D-Quisition! My TWO main weapons are leers, dirty rhymes, and ruthless perversity --- oops, ah, sorry, that's 3 - ahem - my THREE main weapons are leers, dirty rhymes, ruthless perversity, and an almost fanatical obsession with Edmund Fitzgerald --- ARRGH, that's FOUR!! All right all right all right my FOUR MAIN WEAPONS are leers, dirty rhymes, ruthless perversity, and an almost fanatical obsession with EDMUND FITZGERALD!!!!
I, too, have experienced many wet Christmases because I live in Southern California.
Johnny: Do I have to say it? As weapons lists go, yours is bigger than most. 2Eagle: I thought it NEVER rains in Southern California! Unless you're the Dodgers' pitching staff.
Is that why Springsteen sings about the "swamps of Jersey..." ;-D
This year, even the Midwest is having a wet Christmas. Not that I'm complaining--for some of us, having weather that's too warm for snow is actually a blessing. Great parody! 555
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