I found it on the Internet this morning
parody site where this boy could play.
I read the rules, then I set to typing
all to say the things that I just had to say:

I said:
I've written parodies from here to Frisco.
For ten long years the funny stuff I've done.
But they never paid attention here in Jersey.
They didn't want to let me have my fun.

Give my songs to Chuck, please, won't you, Mister?
Take these songs so funny, talk about how some singers suck.
Tell my teams their fan is so proud of them.
And don't forget to give my songs to Chuck.

Tell him I said thanks for songs from Merry.
Tell the Florios their songs do help.
Tell Miss Royce to go and post another
for it ain't right to keep them to herself.

Mister, here's a list of songs so funny.
They bring laughs, but I can't make a buck.
God bless this site that I found this morning.
And don't forget to give my songs to Chuck.

Give my songs to Chuck, please, won't you, Mister?
Take these songs so funny, about how Bush is such a schmuck.
Tell my teams their fan is so proud of them.
And don't forget to give my songs to Chuck.