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Song Parodies -> "She's Still In Her Thirties to Me"

Original Song Title:

"She's Always a Woman to Me"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"She's Still In Her Thirties to Me"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Happy Birthday to the woman I love. It's the 1st anniversary of her 39th birthday. The thing she's married to? It's his birthday, too. He's 65. So now he qualifies for Medicare. Then again, she already did, being a citizen of Britain which wisely has universal coverage. But then, for all the issues Mr. and Mrs. Douglas have, affording medical coverage is not one of them. Anyway, it's not like she needs plastic surgery. Him? It wouldn't help.
(instrumental opening)

She can kill with a smile, she can wound with her eyes.
I still say I can get her, I know that it's lies.
She comes from Great Britain, from Wales, from Swansea.
They tell me she's 40, she's still in her 30s to me.

She could lead me to love, but she's married to Douglas.
You can ask for the truth: I'm so sick of his smugness.
She would take what I give her, that's just fantasy.
Yeah, she steals all my heart, and she's still in her 30s to me.

Oh, she takes care of herself.
I could wait out her man
but that takes too much time.

Oh, and she never puts out
in these dreams that she's in.
Still I don't change my mind.

And I see her in ads for Elizabeth Arden.
A bigger knockout than in Madison Square Garden.
And she'll bring out the best in a Mike parody.
Blame it all on my jones, but she's still in her 30s to me.

(instrumental break)

Oh, she takes care of herself.
She don't need me for that
or that thing that she wed.

Oh, and my heart still gives out
for the lady Catherine
Still, it's "No" that she's said.

She's got no reservations, intolerably cruel.
But she's no Paris Hilton, she's nobody's fool.
And she can't be convinced to leave matrimony.
And she'll be good as new when she turns 62
but she's still in her 30s to me.

(instrumental close)

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 10

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alvin - September 25, 2009 - Report this comment
very sweet...i dug it
Old Man Ribber - September 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Just as long as she doesn't go gently into that good night! Great job, Michael. ;D
Timmy1000 - September 25, 2009 - Report this comment
another great addition to your Catherine set today.
Christie Marie M - September 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Catherine is still beautiful for her age. As a matter of fact, 40 isn't that old. I still think it's young. Well, I'll be 30 next year and I hope that I don't lose my luster! Oh, and Michael Douglas can use some plastic surgery if he wants. It's worth a try. 5's!
Michael Douglas - September 26, 2009 - Report this comment
I maybe 65 but I'll still kick your ass.
Michael Pacholek - September 27, 2009 - Report this comment
You couldn't even kick my ass on the golf course. Besides, I'm not the one who made a movie titled "Falling Down."
unKnownVotress - October 09, 2009 - Report this comment
and still in her panties she be . . . .Lord Pacholek ! !

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