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Song Parodies -> "You're Rolling the Dice"

Original Song Title:

"You Only Live Twice"

Original Performer:

Nancy Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"You're Rolling the Dice"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Certainly, Mr. Bond has done his share of gambling. Some of it in casinos.
You're rolling the dice.
You're losing, it seems.
A win for yourself?
Only in your dreams.
You drift through the years
losing each game
with just one result
and "broke" is its name.

And luck is a stranger.
A lady she ain't.
Your money's in danger.
Your chances are faint.
This dream ain't for you.
You've paid the price.
The dream won't come true.
Quit rolling the dice.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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Kristof Robertson - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Succinct and thoughtful. 555
Johnny D - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Staken, not shirred.
Exabyter - July 18, 2023 - Report this comment
I hope the words of this song and its sadness discourage others from gambling.

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