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Song Parodies -> "Goldwhinger"
Original Song Title:
"Goldfinger"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Shirley Bassey
Parody Song Title:
"Goldwhinger"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
"Whinging" is a British Commonwealth way of saying "whining." And Glenn Beck's whine is plenty cheesy.
Goldwhinger!
He's the man
the man with the metal ad
that sounds so bad!
He's a gold-binger!
Beckons you
to purchase some gold
not tin!
But don't give in!
Golden words he will pour in your ear!
But his lies can't disguise past his leer!
For economy shows some improvement...
That means gold has down
-ward movement!
Goldwhinger!
Pretty girl
hang onto your paper cash...
Or it is ash!
Gold he hoards, maybe has even kissed!
For thinks Obama's socialist!
For a market crash is coming, quite major...
Sure it will...
Sooner or later!
Goldwhinger!
Pretty girl
beware of the lies he's told!
His brain is mold!
He loves only gold!
Only gold!
He loves gold!
He loves only gold!
Only gold!
He loves gold!
He's the man
the man with the metal ad
that sounds so bad!
He's a gold-binger!
Beckons you
to purchase some gold
not tin!
But don't give in!
Golden words he will pour in your ear!
But his lies can't disguise past his leer!
For economy shows some improvement...
That means gold has down
-ward movement!
Goldwhinger!
Pretty girl
hang onto your paper cash...
Or it is ash!
Gold he hoards, maybe has even kissed!
For thinks Obama's socialist!
For a market crash is coming, quite major...
Sure it will...
Sooner or later!
Goldwhinger!
Pretty girl
beware of the lies he's told!
His brain is mold!
He loves only gold!
Only gold!
He loves gold!
He loves only gold!
Only gold!
He loves gold!
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Beck is in charge of gold. It is not widely known, but I control the world silver market. A couple weeks ago I bought two rolls of old silver dimes, and the price promptly dropped $15 a roll the next week.
MP, I don’t suggest that you listen to Glenn Beck – I don’t – but I do suggest that you do purchase a little gold to diversify your portfolio. Mr. Beck’s predictions about the future price of gold might or might not turn out to be right, but that doesn’t mean he is lying. Otherwise, good job.
If the economy is improving, it is due to an expansion of the money supply by the Fed that is unprecedented in our history; an expansion that dwarfs the monetary easing from 2002-06 which led to skyrocketing commodity prices in 2007-08. Ergo, it is "insane" to think that this won't happen again once our economy starts expanding Because only "deranged idiots" like Beck (and most every economist on the planet) could believe this. And of course, only "fools" like the ones who lost their shirts when gold prices plummeted from $875 at the beginning of Obama's regime to $1924 (poor deluded bastards) in early 2013 would follow an idiot like Beck
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