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Song Parodies -> "Negatively 5th Avenue"

Original Song Title:

"Positively 4th Street"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Negatively 5th Avenue"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Like Meryl Streep, my fellow New Jerseyan, I don't even have to mention his name.
(instrumental opening)

You got a lot of nerve to say you are my friend.
When we voted, you just had to spoil it!
You got a lot of nerve after Russia's hand to lend.
You just want to sit on your golden toilet!

You say O let us down. You know it's not like that.
We know you're hurt. You never will outgrow it.
You say you'll make us great, but that's not where it's at.
You cannot make squat great, and you know it!

I know the reason that you talk behind our backs.
You're desperate to be in the crowd we're in with.
But you can't be, you're such a fool, like Jeb and Cruz and Brownback.
You try to hide what you don't know to begin with!

I see you on the street, I know I'll get a rise
out of you, and late at night, you'll go and tweet it.
When you know as well as me, your humanity's undersized.
There's a minimum standard, and you don't meet it!

No, I do not feel that good when I see the Nazis you embrace
and the votes, you let the Russkies go and rob them.
And soon you'll be dissatisfied with your Presidential disgrace.
For the entire world, it is a problem!

I wish that for just one time, you could stand inside my shoes.
But I would never, ever want to be you!
Yes, I wish that for just one time, I could see on the news
that never again will anyone have to see you!

(instrumental fadeout)

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Tough Break, Leftard - January 16, 2017 - Report this comment
Like Meryl Streep, your fellow New Jerseyan, you are retarded, a bigot, a racist, a preening narcissist, a traitor, and a hypocrite.
Go to hell - January 16, 2017 - Report this comment
Meryl Streep is an overrated Hollywood has-been, agnostic leftist socialist who claimed in a tv interview that Republicans want to take away all health insurance and seek to destroy America! She lost all respect from a lot of fans that used to love her. Basically, she believes everyone should be able to do almost anything in a hyper politically correct society dominated by women. Her hefty donation to Hillary got her nowhere. I'm glad.
Michael Pacholek - January 16, 2017 - Report this comment
Dumb Donald is SO dumb! (How dumb IS he?) Smarter than the two nitwits above.
Eat it Mikey - January 16, 2017 - Report this comment
No, Hillary was so dumb, she took her own people for granted as well as her landslide victory. Couldn't even give a timely concession speech because she was crying.
Concerned Citizen - January 16, 2017 - Report this comment
I seriously question Michael's cognitive abilities given his persistent faith in all things left-wing. If you can't learn from your mistakes, you are condemned to repeat them. Underestimating Trump and the working class White frustration with Establishment politics cost Hillary Clinton the White House. It is now the Democratic Partying which is fractured, not the GOP. Wise up Michael and move out of New Jersey, change to Independent and lean right. It's the future.
Zen Adam B. - January 16, 2017 - Report this comment
Good work Mike; fellow New Jerseyan here. Looks like the Donald's Alt-Right dudes are everywhere lately!
dfl - January 16, 2017 - Report this comment
I don't understand the votes. Too many ardent Trump supporters on the site. I thought this was really well said
Larry Hensley - January 16, 2017 - Report this comment
DKTOS but good idea and nice write!
vanndal - January 17, 2017 - Report this comment
You've been Trumped, he he he
Patrick - January 17, 2017 - Report this comment
I think you are the first parody writer here to mention Kansas Governor Sam Brownback in your work. He did sign a bill to legalize switchblade knives and concealed carry of handguns without a permit, two acts that could draw one a lengthy stretch in a Jersey gulag. I'd rather have a knife and a gun than legal pot any day. Been a while since I heard "Positively Fourth Street", but the melody seems to fit, and the tone is in keeping with your message.

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