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Song Parodies -> "Paris Hilton Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Folsom Prison Blues"

Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Paris Hilton Blues"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

I hear the choppers flyin'.
They're flyin' without end.
And she ain't seen the club floor
since I don't know when.
I'm guardin' Paris Hilton
and time keeps draggin' on.
But the copters keep comin'
here from VH1.

When she was just a baby
her mother told her, "Kid
always be a good girl
not like what I once did."
But she drove drunk on Rodeo.
Shoulda seen her fly.
When she's drinking now, it's water.
Hangs her head to cry.

Back home, Nicole is eatin'
a grape or maybe two.
They're probably drinking Red Bull
and having a to-do.
Well, she knows she had it comin'.
She knows she can't be free.
But the clubs are all still open.
That brings her misery.

Well, when they free her from this prison
then she'll be feeling fine.
Will she still read her Bible
or just send it down the line?
Far from orange jumpsuits.
That's where she wants to stay.
And the boys will gawk and whistle.
Once again, she'll play.
And in the You Can't Make This Stuff Up Department: The security code was "RUM."

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 27

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 2   1
 3   1
 4   1
 5   24

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Arwen - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice work, Mister Pacholek...I sang along!
alvin - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
MasonR - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice concept, well executed. Now you can do another Cash parody about special priveledges given to her parents: "I cut the line..."
Kristof Robertson - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Perfect song choice, Mike...that tune seems made for this particular topic. Funny stuff- the Nicole Ritchie lines particularly tickled me. 555
John Barry - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Best Parisdy yet.
Dee Range - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Dang, MP....who in the heck did you hack off? Eight 1's??? I bet you know "Idiot Wind" from Dylan: "Someone's got it in for me, they're telling stories in the press"......maybe Paris is reading your parodies (with the guards help), and they are retaliating for her in return for a quick stay in the 'Hilt-In'. This is great Paris bashing...keep 'em coming. 555+
AFW - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
I like "Folsom Prison Blues" parodies, and this is a good one..
Jonathan - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
5's this WAS a good one and Ms. Hilton got what she deserved!
stuart mcarthur - June 14, 2007 - Report this comment
hmm, never thought of that MP - now Paris is away, Nicole will get to have a whole extra grape each day for her lunch - stand by, Jenny Craig - great subbing, especially the "Folsom Prison/Paris Hilton" - 555
Michael Pacholek - June 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, everyone. Arwen: Since you've never written a parody suggesting that your singing is as bad as your luck with men (and sidewalks, and work, etc.), I'll presume that means you sang beautifully. Mason: Knowing what I know about Paris, it'll be something other than Sunday morning coming down. Dee: I still don't know who's been sabotaging me, but it could be... my evil twin Bernard! Paris is his Catherine Zeta-Jones equivalent. (Opposites: Brunette/blonde, steamy voice/annoying voice, curvy/rail-thin, talented/not.) Hey, where's Royce Miller? She loves Johnny Cash parodies.
Phil Alexander - June 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Brilliant, Michael - a real "why didn't I think of that" title sub (especially as my wife suggested this OS recently), but done better than I think I would have :-)

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