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Song Parodies -> "You're No Halle"

Original Song Title:

"Hello Dolly"

Original Performer:

Louis Armstrong

Parody Song Title:

"You're No Halle"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Answer to Arwen's "The X-Woman's Wannabe Song." Keeping in mind, of course, that the subject of this song is that song's NARRATOR -- not its author.
(instrumental opening)

You're no Halle.
It's the truest, Sally.
Made film thrice, but that is not where you belong.

It seems so silly
they'd take you, filly.
No X-vision on this mission.
You ain't super-strong!

I feel the groom saying
you're not bride-playing.
You're not Anna Paquin or Famke Janssen.

Take a rest, lady.
Your chance to act in film's shady.
Halle's gonna star in film again!

(Satchmo plays his trumpet
while she chases me
around the room with her handbag
not a super power, by the way)

I feel her wrath spraying
o'er what I'm saying.
After all she's done for me since way back when.

Golly gee, honey.
It's not like I've given you money.
Halle, she won't go away!
X-chick, maybe she will play.
Halle, looks like you've got brand-new friend!

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Arwen - June 13, 2006 - Report this comment
You know what, Mr. Pacholek...I was expecting something like this. And it is SO clear that you're just trying to put a damper on my dreams of mutation so that you can keep me all to yourself. ; )
alvin rhodes - June 13, 2006 - Report this comment
i sang along
Dnimretsam - June 13, 2006 - Report this comment
In the Marvel Comics universe, mutation usually manifests itself in puberty. As long as you haven't passed your sixteenth birthday, there's hope, Arwen.

The gal's no Halle, Pacholek, but whatever the big screens may show, Halle is no Storm. The Storm I know and love has blue eyes. Till Cyclops takes laser surgery, MMM.
Arwen - June 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Iasoon, is that you??

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