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Song Parodies -> "Return to Blender"

Original Song Title:

"Return to Sender"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Return to Blender"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Original written by Otis Blackwell, as were "Don't Be Cruel," "All Shook Up," Little Willie John's "Fever," and Jerry Lee Lewis' "Great Balls of Fire" and "Breathless." A sequel to "Reasons to Eat Beef."
I gave a health drink to my girlfriend. She put it to her mouth.
But within a few seconds, her smile was heading south.
She went and told me:

Return to blender, this stuff unknown!
No can drink it! Whine and moan!

She had her dinner, a lamb-leg rack.
I want her healthy, but cholesterol's coming back.

So I whipped up a new drink, full of Vitamin E.
Served it to her next morning, she barfed all over me.
She went and told me:

Return to blender, this stuff unknown!
No can stand it! Whine and moan!

This time, I'm gonna drink it myself! And throw it right down my throat!
And now it comes back the very same way! Babe, I share your vote!
For sayin' 'bout it:

Return to blender, this stuff unknown!
No can drink it! Whine and moan!

Return to blender!
Return to blender!
Return to blender!
(repeat 'til fade)

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Pacing: 3.0
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Total Votes: 2

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Meriadoc - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Another clever healthy food parody brought to you by Tim.... whoops! By the man from Joisey? Nice one Michael.

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