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Song Parodies -> "You Just Broke Our Heart"

Original Song Title:

"He Will Break Your Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jerry Butler

Parody Song Title:

"You Just Broke Our Heart"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Renamed "He Don't Love You (Like I Love You)" when Tony Orlando did it. Goodbye, Alex, and don't let the door hit you in the Curt Schilling on the way out.
We don't love you.
We don't need you.
Thought we did but you just
broke our heart.
We don't love you.
We don't need you.
All you did was
tear us apart.

Fare thee well, I know you're leaving
for whatever cash you've found.
A handsome guy, but disappointing.
We've got a feeling that you just let us down.

And...
We don't love you.
We don't need you.
Thought we did but you just
broke our heart.
We don't love you.
We don't need you.
All you did was
tear us apart.

Now...
You gave us all the great statistics.
You hit the ball so often, so far away.
But you had so many reversals.
Oy...
For us, you'll never again play.

But wait!
Now that the final act is over
and you've left us here on our own
go take your bow and make your exit.
Now we'll take a title home!

Because...
We don't love you.
(We don't know who will!)
We don't need you.
'Cause...
Thought we did but you just
broke our heart.
Whoa, we don't love you, don't love you.
We don't need you.
All you did was
tear us apart.
So... THIS is how a Yankee Fan deals with another Boston title: First denial, then shock, now we've moved on to anger. Next comes bargaining, as in replacing A-Rod at third base by signing Mike Lowell away: "Hey, Red Sox! Hey, Scott Boras: I got your World Series MVP right here!" Then comes moving on. Which is not the same as acceptance. As Yogi Berra would have said if he'd thought of it first, "Once you accept losing, you accept losing, and you can't accept losing." And the weird thing? I submitted it at 7:56 AM. Get it? 756?

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Rex - October 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Now you know why the Rangers paid you guys to take him off our hands. Of course, that was just another move to help maintain the Texas tradition of losing, unlike New York. And it should have worked out for the Yankees - many Rangers have gone on to greatness elsewhere.
Johnny D - October 29, 2007 - Report this comment
:-D
Max Power - October 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Disappointed as well, he's Fredo.

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