-> "Hey, Master Yoda"
Original Song Title:
"Gee, Officer Krupke"
Parody Song Title:
"Hey, Master Yoda"
Anakin Skywalker: Those guys, they believe everything they hear 'round the galaxy about us cruddy Jedis.
So that's what we'll give 'em: Somethin' to believe in!
Yoda: Hey, you!
Anakin: Who, me?
Yoda: Yes, you! One good reason give me why train you as a Jedi we should, you punk!
Anakin: Dear kindly Master Yoda, you gotta understand.
I am the Force's coda, soon balance is in hand.
I never had a father, my mother is a slave.
That's who I must go on back and save!
Jedi Council: Hey there, Master Yoda, he's very upset.
He never had the love that every child oughta get.
He ain't just a slave boy, it's well understood.
Let Qui-Gon train him, he'll be good.
Qui-Gon Jinn: He'll be good.
Council: He'll be good, he'll be good, he'll be Jedi good.
But if the Dark Side gets him, that's no good!
Mace Windu: But Qui-Gon's been taken out of the story.
Anakin: Then how can I save my world?
Yoda: Trained by Obi-Wan shall you be!
Anakin: Dear Obi-Wan Kenobi, my Mom was treated rough.
Those Sand People so grody, I showed them who was tough.
And you remember Padme? That girl I now have had!
Suff'rin' starships, tell me, is that bad?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: No. Dear Master Yoda, you're really a square.
This boy don't need a judge, he needs some family care.
It's just his impulses that oughta be curbed.
He's just romantically disturbed!
Anakin: I'm disturbed!
Council: He's disturbed, he's disturbed, he's by love disturbed.
Like, he's so erotically disturbed!
Padme Amidala: Hear ye, hear ye: In the opinion of this Senator,
this young man is depraved on account of he never had a real father.
Anakin: Hey, I'm bad 'cause I don't have a Dad!
Padme: So take him to Chancellor Palpatine.
Anakin: I have avenged my Mommy, and now I've got the girl.
I faced Kenobi's whommy, I think I'm gonna hurl.
My breathing's getting harder, and I can't wear this dress.
Where's my armor, I must bring distress!
Palpatine: Yes! Hey, Jedi Council, I'm one with the Force!
This ain't the time for Republics, it's for Emperors!
And now I will play you my terrible trick:
Take a look at Anakin's light-stick!
Vader: See my stick!
Council: See his stick! See his stick! It's a big red stick!
And inside our bodies does he stick!
Palpatine: In my opinion, the Republic is at an end forever.
Democracy is purely a social disease.
Vader: Hey, you cured us of a social disease!
Palpatine: No more Jedi, no more Republic, no more Padme...
but there is a great disturbance in the Force.
It's almost as if Vader has a child... or two...
Luke Skywalker: Dear big bad Lord Darth Vader, you say I am your son.
You took out your lightsaber, and now my hand is gone.
But now we're on the Death Star, the Emperor is glad.
But he's wrong, I don't think you're all bad!
Vader: Yes, old Master Yoda, he was right again
and so were you, my son Luke, and so even was Ben.
And as I lay dying, at last understood
deep down inside of me was good.
Luke: There was good!
Anakin: There was good, there was good, there was Jedi good.
Deep inside of me was Jedi good!
Star Wars Fan 1: I didn't like the sequel!
Star Wars Fan 2: I didn't like the first!
Star Wars Fan 3: The fifth one has no equal!
Star Wars Fan 4: The sixth one was the worst!
Star Wars Fan 5: The third one better be good!
Star Wars Fan 6: I think it will be dreck!
All: At least we don't like that dumb "Star Trek!"
Hey, Master Yoda, can you help us, please?
Yoda: Spend ten bucks on movies do you? A social disease!
Fans: Hey, Master Yoda, what are we to do?
Yoda: Remember the Force is...with you!
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