(Instrumental opening)
When I get out of this office
You know where I wanna go?
Straight up the New Jersey Turnpike to see
The kid from Brantford, Ontario.
To Newark on the Passaic.
The Prudential Center, place I knew.
The Devils got a kid I like.
There's so many things he can do.

Up, Adam Henrique, he sends it.
Rangers' winning streak, he'll end it.
He's got the physique - to defend it.
A hockey dream if I ever did see one!

Good luck, yeah, she stung him
And onto the ice he did go.
I bet the Devils would win
and Adam, he put on quite a show.
The score was in our favor:
We won it, 5-1.
That puck went in the Islanders' net.
Me and Adam Henrique had won.

Up, Adam Henrique, he sends it.
Flyers' winning streak, he'll end it.
He's got the physique - to defend it.
A hockey dream if I ever did see one!

A Playoff spot we were winning
but that ain't enough, not by half.
Put a shocked look on Carolina's face
just for a laugh.
Now if there's one thing in this whole wide world
I sure do like to see
is when that little team of mine
takes the Cup of Lord Stanley.

Up, Adam Henrique, he sends it.
Penguins' winning streak, he ends it.
He's got the physique - to defend it.
A hockey dream if I ever did see one!

(Yodels... or maybe it should be "Yo!-dels)

There's a flood down on Philadelphia:
Devils' revenge, a dish served cold.
And Ranger fans' talking lots of trash
is getting pretty old.
So I guess we'll go into The Garden
tell 'em we'll be rolling in.
And in overtime of Game 6, attempted
Henrique out-Messiers all them!

Good going!
Up, Adam Henrique, he sends it!
Rangers' Playoff run, he ends it!
He's got the physique - to amend it!
A hockey dream if I ever did see one!

(Yodel fadeout)