(long intro)

What they doin'?
They're lickin' up your face.
All the time, the little ball they chase.
They're big slobbers!
(Big slobbers!)
They're lickin' up your face.
All the time, the little ball they chase.
They're big slobbers!
(Big slobbers!)

All you fellas who have dogs and you really care? Yeah, yeah.
It ain't teeth and the claws that's why you should "Beware."
Somebody's out to get your dinner.
They sneak up and swipe, not like no beginner.
They lick their chops, you shake your fist.
Then out comes their tongue, and I don't think they'll miss!

What they doin'?
They're lickin' up your face.
All the time, the little ball they chase.
They're big slobbers!
(Big slobbers!)

I keep getting all of these presents on my shoes. Yeah.
I take a garden claw and try and try and try to get 'em loose.
I try to get through my house's big muddle.
I don't even see it, a big yellow puddle.
What can I do, he even drinks my hooch!
I wish I could find someone to take my pooch!

What they doin'?
They're lickin' up your face.
All the time, the little ball they chase.
They're big slobbers!
(Big slobbers!)

(instrumental break)

What they doin'?
They're lickin' up your face.
Sloppy faces! Sloppy faces always disgust!
(Big slobbers!)
They're lickin' up your face.
Maybe I oughta get a cat...
(Big slobbers!)
They're lickin' up your face.
Bad dog, bad dog, bad dog...
(repeat until fade)