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Song Parodies -> "No Sex & the City"

Original Song Title:

"A Town Without Pity"

Original Performer:

Gene Pitney

Parody Song Title:

"No Sex & the City"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

It's not a surprise that I did one to this Gene Pitney classic. What is surprising is that I -- a guy, who doesn't even have HBO -- did one about this show. Though I did also do "Ode to Philly Joe" without ever having seen a full episode of "The Sopranos."
When you're young and so on fire as Sam
and you think monogamy's a sham
why do people mock her so?
Only those in lust will know
what no "Sex & the City" can do.

If we stop to gaze upon a shoe
people talk about the cash we blew.
Ours is not an easy age.
Our hormones are in a rage.
What no "Sex & the City" can do.

We've got problems, many problems
when the days in Manhattan turn dark.
Why don't they help us, try and help us
before this HBO series jumps the shark!

Go and get our girl named Carrie back!
Paris isn't something she can hack!
How can we keep love alive
even after Season Five
when that Mister Big comes for you?
What no "Sex & the City" can do!

How can we keep love alive
even after Season Five
when that Mister Big comes for you?
What no "Sex & the City" can do!
No, it isn't very pretty what no "Sex & the City"
ca-a-an... doooooooooooo!

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Diva - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
No HBO? I'm in disbelief. What do you do?--Read the episode guides via HBO.com? Let me guess-- you get the information by osmosis, because you are Michaelopedia.
Grace Hampton - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Ohh, I'm so glad it's over!
Arwen - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
i don't know the original song...but i'm still in mourning over SATC's demise...it'll be a long time before i'm over it. BUT...on a brighter note, ROTK is back in theaters...woohoo!

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