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Song Parodies -> "Super Coffee It's Quilicious Yum-O Dunkin Donuts"

Original Song Title:

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"Super Coffee It's Quilicious Yum-O Dunkin Donuts"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Have you ever noticed that Rachael Ray, whom I love, likes to make up words? Like the poster of her you might have seen at your neighborhood Dunkin Donuts: "Quick and delicious -- is 'quilicious' a word?" It is now!
I met a girl named Rachael Ray
one early summer morn.
She has a TV show each day.
An apron she has worn.
But when she heads to studio
to tape her big soiree
she keeps it simple, don't you know
and here is what she'll say:

Super coffee, it's quilicious! Yum-O Dunkin Donuts!
Every morning, gotta have 'em, eat 'em and I go nuts!
Get 'em powdered, with some frosting, that's a tasty bonus!
Super coffee, it's quilicious! Yum-O Dunkin Donuts!

Quick, delicious coffee, bagel I will buy.
Quick, delicious coffee, bagel I will buy.

She cooks the food that runs the range
expensive to the cheap.
Some people think she's kinda strange
but my love for her's deep.
She's brainy, got the cutest face
and looks real good in jeans.
She even likes my favorite place
for pastries and caffeines!

Super coffee, it's quilicious! Yum-O Dunkin Donuts!
Every morning, gotta have 'em, eat 'em and I go nuts!
Get 'em powdered, with some frosting, that's a tasty bonus!
Super coffee, it's quilicious! Yum-O Dunkin Donuts!

Quick, delicious coffee, bagel I will buy.
Quick, delicious coffee, bagel I will buy.

She comes from Massachusetts
where the Red Sox make me sick.
But Dunkin', still I choose its
and forever it's my pick.
Headquartered in the Bay State
which is something I'll forgive.
Those donuts, like my Ray-mate
are what I sure need to live!

Super coffee, it's quilicious! Yum-O Dunkin Donuts!
Every morning, gotta have 'em, eat 'em and I go nuts!
Get 'em powdered, with some frosting, that's a tasty bonus!
Super coffee, it's quilicious! Yum-O Dunkin Donuts!

Super coffee, it's quilicious! Yum-O Dunkin Donuts!
Every morning, gotta have 'em, eat 'em and I go nuts!
Get 'em powdered, with some frosting, that's a tasty bonus!
Super coffee, it's quilicious! Yum-O Dunkin Donuts!
Yes, I know she's married. Although various tabloids have them both cheating. I don't know what the truth is about her husband, but as for the guy she was allegedly with, I plead Not Guilty. Unless the prosecution, or she, offers me a plea deal.

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Jason - June 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey Pacholek! Long time no comment. I really like this. Reminds me of my local cafe!
Matthias - June 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I don't know what's more delicious. Dunkin' Donuts or Rachel Ray..... Nevermind, I would much rather "eat" Rachel Ray, then be injected with 2 billion calories a bite.
alvin - June 16, 2007 - Report this comment
too unhip to even know who rachel ray is, but i like donuts AND the parody...oh, and the red sox for that matter
Dee Range - June 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Love Rachel, so I'll be staking out Dunkin' Donuts for my chance. I'm sure she'll be impressed with my expertise on the microwave. But a word to the wise: Don't let me catch you there LOL!
Ann Hammond - June 16, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
John Jenkins - June 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Few of the authors who parody TOS accept the challenge of using the song's ABAB rhyme pattern. So I commend you for accepting the challenge and succeeding with clever rhyming (particularly Bay State/Ray-mate) and a clever chorus.
RRSUX - August 09, 2007 - Report this comment
You are a sick, sick person and need to seek pyschological evaluation if you think Rachael Ray, aka fatass who cannot cook, is hot.
Your Friend - August 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Rachael has never worn an apron in her life nor has she ever washed beneath her nails. just so you know...
Natalya - August 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Dear Michael, your msray is from NY so she may be a yankees fan too, not a red sox fan. Do you love her even more, or does that mess w/your lyrics? PHILLIES RULE ANYWAY!! Cheers.
Tim Hall - May 06, 2008 - Report this comment
White Castle also has good coffee
littleCupCakes - May 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Michael, this is truly a darling parody! Very cute ! Rachel is quite a lady!

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