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Song Parodies -> "Quarterback Loser"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Quarterback Loser"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Once again, for Mike Armstrong, and he knows why. Or is it for Drew Henson?
Quarterback loser! (Loser! Loser!)

Please, Coach John Madden, should we draft a rook
to be our new QB? Would you take a look?
It's based on the fact that our team's very bad
and we need a break, 'cause we got ourselves a
quarterback loser!
Quarterback loser!

It's a dirty uniform he's wearing, man
'cause to dodge the defense, he don't understand!
This bum ain't working, he will always fail.
He ain't steady, bub, and he'll always be a
quarterback loser!
Quarterback loser!

Quarterback loser! (Loser! Loser!)

It's a thousand yards, he's passed for even more
but every game he throws interceptions, four!
He can throw it long enough to make us smile
but he overthrows, and that's why he's such a
quarterback loser!
Quarterback loser!

If you really like this kid, we have his rights.
He can make us better, nearly overnight.
If you put him on your next All-Madden Team
we can say, "Retire, Kerry Collins
you're a quarterback loser!"
Quarterback loser!

Quarterback loser! (Loser! Loser!)

Quarterback loser! (Quarterback loser!)
Quarterback loser! (Quarterback loser!)
Quarterback loser! (Quarterback loser!)
(repeat 'til fade)

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Paul Robinson - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Michael - I didn't know Collins was even still in the league! Good job.
Johnny D - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Hut. Hut. Fives.
martha - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment
it is strange that you have such crossover between sports in the US that is unheard of in the UK .. isn't it?? 5s
Michael Pacholek - April 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Kerry Collins may still be a quarterback loser, but he will no longer be manning the controls at the Meadowlands. How soon before someone writes a parody titled "Eli's Coming"?

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