Song Parodies -> "I Saw Here Slam Revere"

Original Song Title:

"I Saw Here Standing There"

Original Performer:

"I Saw Here Slam Revere"

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The Lyrics

Sarah Palin don't know much about history. She don't know much biology. She don't know much about a science book. She does know much about being a right-wing kook. Note that in the first verse, "queer" means "strange," not "homosexual." That's a whole other political issue.

A one-two-six-five!

(instrumental opening... I'm guessing that's how she learned to count)

Well, she was just 17.
Her IQ, what I mean.
And the way she looks at things is very queer.

True story, but she told another, whoa
when I saw her slam Revere.

Well, she looked at me
and told me history
and before too long, I needed lots of beer.

She mixed the tale with another, whoa
when I saw her slam Revere.

Well, her mind went flop
when his horse clip-clopped
and he did not warn the Briiiits...

Well, he rode through the night
but she did not get it right
and before too long, her mouth, not her brain in gear!

Now, no White House for that dumb mother, whoa
when I saw her slam Revere.

Oyyyyyyyy...

(instrumental break)

Well, her brain it turns
over two lanterns.
She's the queen of all the twiiiits...

Well, he rode through the night
but she did not get it right
and before too long, her mouth, not her brain in gear!

Now, no White House for that dumb mother, whoa
when I saw her slam Revere.
Whoa, when I saw her slam Revere.
Yeah, well, when I saw her slam Revere!

(instrumental close)

Paul Revere, by trade, was a metalsmith. Maybe he could have worked on the metal in her head.

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Patrick - June 13, 2011 - Report this comment

Had Paul Revere not warned the British, Queen Elizabeth would still be ruling all our 57 states.

Michael Pacholek - June 13, 2011 - Report this comment

And half our territory would still belong to Mexico. To talk to some Republicans, it currently does. Idiots.

John Barry - June 14, 2011 - Report this comment

Revere warned the Brits that the colonists were about to form a more perfect beer-brewing nation of craft brewers that would compete with, at the time, superior British brew.

Old Man Ribber - June 14, 2011 - Report this comment

JAB - True, but Samuel Adams brought the plan to fruition! Michael - Seldom do we agree in politics, but damn...you certainly can bring it! ;D

alvin - June 14, 2011 - Report this comment

had me at the first line

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