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Song Parodies -> "Heartaches For the Bumbler"

Original Song Title:

"Heartaches By the Number"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guy Mitchell

Parody Song Title:

"Heartaches For the Bumbler"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

No, this isn't a repeat of my previous parody, "Heartaches FROM the Bumbler." It's a sequel. I don't know if the sequel is better than the original, but it sure leaves ME feeling better!
Oh, now there's heartaches for the bumbler.
Troubles by the score.
His approval rating's less
than in two thousand four.

Yes, now there's heartaches for the bumbler.
He's wallowing in sin.
And the day he leaves the White House
both his aches and mine will end!

(whistles)

Heartache Number 1 came with Katrina.
He stayed on ranch and let New Orleans die.
Media had spine, they then discovered.
Now unafraid to call him on each lie!

And now there's heartaches for the bumbler.
Troubles by the score.
His approval rating's less
because of Iraq War.

Yes, now there's heartaches for the bumbler.
He's wallowing in sin.
And the day he leaves the White House
both his aches and mine will end!

(whistles)

Heartache Number 2 is his Iraq mess.
At last, a Vietnam he has beheld.
Heartache Number 3 was the election.
Pelosi's in, and out is Don Rumsfeld!

Yeah! Now there's heartaches for the bumbler.
Troubles by the score.
His approval rating's less
than would've been for Gore.

Yes, now there's heartaches for the bumbler.
He's wallowing in sin.
And the day he leaves the White House
both his aches... and... mine... will... end!

(whistle over close)

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AFW - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Well done and well said..
alvin rhodes - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
my favorite of the day

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