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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Kerry"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Lonely"

Original Performer:

Bobby Vinton

Parody Song Title:

"Mr. Kerry"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Narrator: A man we can now call "Al Gore with medals." Let's see, if you're running for President, and your opponent mentions in the debate that he didn't know he owns a timber company, wouldn't your natural reaction be, "If this guy can't keep track of his own business, why should he mind yours? If he can't keep an eye on his business, how can he keep an eye on the terrorists?" But no, John Kerry probably conceded the election when he put it in cruise control, thinking he had the won the election. But, like Walter Mondale, he only won the debates.
Kerry, I'm Mr. Kerry.
I have been running. Where did I go?
I'm John Kerry. I'm Mr. Kerry.
I did not carry Ohio.
Now, I'm a sailor, a hero sailor
but when I come home, they whine and moan.
They said, "Now, Kerry, Lieutenant Kerry
we wish that you would go back home."

Voters, not enough voters
believed the liars 'bout when I sailed.
They're so rotten, false and besotten
and I wonder how is it I failed?
Now, I'm a loser, a liberal loser
so far from home, red States make me groan.
And Mrs. Kerry, Teresa Heinz Kerry
packed up her cash and went back home!
Yes, it's really me who's posting this, not an impostor. Gee, I wonder if newly re-elected Governor Mike Easley of North Carolina is taking phone calls today?

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 9

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AFW - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parody...5's
Johnny D - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done, Michael.
Righty - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, hey, I'm laughing, and I'm a Republican! Guess one of your lefty fans didn't find much to laugh about in blowing the election big time.

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