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Song Parodies -> "The Jedi Went To Wyoming"
Original Song Title:
"The Devil Went Down to Georgia"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Charlie Daniels Band
Parody Song Title:
"The Jedi Went To Wyoming"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
It's been a while since I kissed up to you-know-who. And if I'm gonna call myself a Jedi in front of the Elf Princess, then I'm gonna need all the, uh, Brownie points I can get.
(instrumental opening)
The Jedi went to Wyoming.
He was looking for the Elf he knew.
He was in a bind that was so unkind.
He didn't know what to do.
When he came upon her mountain lair
his lightsaber grew real hot.
And the drawbridge lowered, he walked right in
and said, "Lady, lemme tell ya what:
I guess you didn't know this
but I'm a Force of nature, too.
And if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you.
You like that guy Orlando
but he soon will look quite grim.
I'll bet a big gold bar 'gainst your diesel car
'cause I think I'm better than him!"
The Elf said, "My name's Arwen
and your ego will go BOOM!
And I'll take that bet, you're gonna regret
'cause my heart belongs to Bloom!"
Arwen, open your spell book
and incantate real hard
'cause evil's in Wyoming
and this guy's a wild card!
And if you win, you get a giant
gold bar in your load
but if you lose your diesel will get towed!
(instrumental break)
The Jedi drew his weapon
and he said, "I'll start this show."
And a fire's launched by his fingertips
and it made an emerald glow.
And a holographic Vader appeared
and it made an evil hiss.
And they dueled with their lightsabers
and it sounded something like this...
(sounds of a lightsaber duel and Darth Vader's breathing
replace the original song's guitar and fiddle)
When Vader fell, Miss Arwen said,
"Well, you're pretty good, old son!
Now just sit right down in that chair right there
and see how an Elf gets it done!"
Fire up on Mount Doom! Run, boys, run!
Hobbits with a mission, must be done!
Gotta win, do it for Aragorn!
Don't let the Jedi show him scorn!
(sounds of thunder and lightning
and the eruption of Mount Doom
replace the original song's guitar and fiddle)
The Jedi bowed his head.
He knew he's beaten fair and square.
He didn't blame being on the road
or in real thin mountain air.
The Elf said, "Come on back this way, Jedi
if you wanna see me again.
'Cause if you wanna sequel, son of a gun
I'm the best that's ever been!"
Fire up on Mount Doom! Run, boys, run!
Hobbits with a mission, must be done!
Gotta win, do it for Aragorn!
Don't let the Jedi show him scorn!
(instrumental close)
The Jedi went to Wyoming.
He was looking for the Elf he knew.
He was in a bind that was so unkind.
He didn't know what to do.
When he came upon her mountain lair
his lightsaber grew real hot.
And the drawbridge lowered, he walked right in
and said, "Lady, lemme tell ya what:
I guess you didn't know this
but I'm a Force of nature, too.
And if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you.
You like that guy Orlando
but he soon will look quite grim.
I'll bet a big gold bar 'gainst your diesel car
'cause I think I'm better than him!"
The Elf said, "My name's Arwen
and your ego will go BOOM!
And I'll take that bet, you're gonna regret
'cause my heart belongs to Bloom!"
Arwen, open your spell book
and incantate real hard
'cause evil's in Wyoming
and this guy's a wild card!
And if you win, you get a giant
gold bar in your load
but if you lose your diesel will get towed!
(instrumental break)
The Jedi drew his weapon
and he said, "I'll start this show."
And a fire's launched by his fingertips
and it made an emerald glow.
And a holographic Vader appeared
and it made an evil hiss.
And they dueled with their lightsabers
and it sounded something like this...
(sounds of a lightsaber duel and Darth Vader's breathing
replace the original song's guitar and fiddle)
When Vader fell, Miss Arwen said,
"Well, you're pretty good, old son!
Now just sit right down in that chair right there
and see how an Elf gets it done!"
Fire up on Mount Doom! Run, boys, run!
Hobbits with a mission, must be done!
Gotta win, do it for Aragorn!
Don't let the Jedi show him scorn!
(sounds of thunder and lightning
and the eruption of Mount Doom
replace the original song's guitar and fiddle)
The Jedi bowed his head.
He knew he's beaten fair and square.
He didn't blame being on the road
or in real thin mountain air.
The Elf said, "Come on back this way, Jedi
if you wanna see me again.
'Cause if you wanna sequel, son of a gun
I'm the best that's ever been!"
Fire up on Mount Doom! Run, boys, run!
Hobbits with a mission, must be done!
Gotta win, do it for Aragorn!
Don't let the Jedi show him scorn!
(instrumental close)
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Oh, Michael...this made my whole morning! Not only because it's about me, and you know that makes me grin...but also because it's simply fabulous...and to a very difficult song...=) If you want to have a rematch, I'll totally let you win...you pick the prize...; )
what a scream this is...i wanna see the video...5s
You weren't just fiddlin around here...great job..
"Your diesel will get towed". I L'ed OL at that until I realised you meant the car, not Vin Diesel. Still excellent.
Very good parody, loved it! Can you imagine, 555's from me?
Outstanding!!! I love it!
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