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Song Parodies -> "Michael Nutter"

Original Song Title:

"Bread and Butter"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Newbeats

Parody Song Title:

"Michael Nutter"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

No, it's not a reference to me being nuts. It's to the Mayor-elect of Philadelphia. I wouldn't want his as-of-January 1 job, because Philly has become the pits. The original song is one of the most "awesomely bad" songs of all time, presaging "bubblegum music" by at least three years.
(instrumental opening)

His name's Michael Nutter.
Philly's in a jam.
He's the guy we're voting.
Fix our city, man.

Well, we like Michael Nutter.
Goes to City Hall.
Look at mess he's facing.
Can he do it all?

We like Michael Nutter.
Philly's in a jam.
He's the guy we're voting.
Fix our city, man.

Well, John Street really blew it.
Ed Rendell is gone.
Wilson Goode, he wasn't.
And Frank Rizzo was wrong.

We like Michael Nutter.
Philly's in a jam.
He's the guy we're voting.
Fix our city, man.

Well, I know he's no Ben Franklin.
But he's seen the light.
Guys say they don't like him
can all go fly a kite!

We like Michael Nutter.
Philly's in a jam.
He's the guy we're voting.
Fix our city, man.

(Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!)
We like Michael Nutter.
(Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!)
Philly's in a jam.
(Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!)
He's the guy we're voting.
(Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!)
Fix our city, man.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

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 4   0
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Guy - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Vote Nutter for Bread and Butter. Philly - ehh! Who cares. What they need on their bread is some genuine Philly Cream Cheese. That ought to get about 5 votes for both Mike (Da Fingah) and Nutter.
alvin - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
i'm voting for michael....michael P. that is
Melanie Lee - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Pretty good; I laughed! I subtracted one point because you sacrificed the smoothness of the words to match the pacing--5-4-5. (Ain't I a stinker?) BTW, I like "Bread and Butter"! Also BTW, I always pictured the lead singer of that song as a black woman!
John Jenkins - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
This parodies gets 5s just for the Ben Franklin verse.

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