Song Parodies -> "Senator Boxer"

Original Song Title:

"The Boxer"

Original Performer:

"Senator Boxer"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

The other day, Senator Barbara Boxer of California publicly and forcefully reminded Senator James Inhofe of Oklahoma that he no longer chairs the Senate Environmental Committee. Which is good, because, if you're a polluter, he's your best friend in the Senate. This isn't really about her, so much as it is about her targets, which are usually the same people as my targets. You do not mess with diminutive women from the West. Right, Arwen?

(instrumental break)

I am still with Gore, boy
though his story's often told.
We have squandered our resistance
for the Dubya Bush's fumbles
of his promises.
All lies, no jest.
Still the Bush hears what he wants to hear
and disregards the rest.
Mm hm hm...

He would not be there without family.
We'd not be stuck with that boy
and the company of "Rangers"
in refineries of oil wells
that's running dry.
Lying low
seeking out the richer quarters
where the right-wing people go
looking for the places only they would know.

Lie-la-lie
lie-la-lie-lie, lie-la-lie,
lie-la-lie
lie-la-lie-lie, lie-la-lie-lie, lie-la-lie!

Caring not for poor men's wages
or whether they have a job
he still got an offer.
'Twas a come-on from the whores from Fox
Sixth Avenue.
I do declare
there were times when truth's so lonesome
but it takes no comfort there.
Mm-hm-hm...

(instrumental break)

Lie-la-lie
lie-la-lie-lie, lie-la-lie,
lie-la-lie
lie-la-lie-lie, lie-la-lie-lie, lie-la-lie!

Bush is laying out old Don Rumsfeld.
That warmonger is gone
going home
Where the New York City writers aren't bleeding him.
Leading him, going home.

Now the chairing is by Boxer
and a fighter by her trade.
And she gavels as reminder
of every vote that laid Bush down
and cut him 'til he cried out
though he never has no shame,
"I ain't leaving, I ain't leaving,"
and the liar still remains.
Mm-hm-hm...

Lie-la-lie
lie-la-lie-lie, lie-la-lie,
lie-la-lie
lie-la-lie-lie, lie-la-lie-lie, lie-la-lie!
Lie-la-lie-lie, lie-la-lie,
lie-la-lie
lie-la-lie-lie, lie-la-lie-lie, lie-la-lie!
Lie-la-lie-lie, lie-la-lie,
lie-la-lie
lie-la-lie-lie, lie-la-lie-lie, lie-la-lie!
Lie-la-lie-lie, lie-la-lie,
lie-la-lie
lie-la-lie-lie, lie-la-lie-lie, lie-la-lie!
Lie-la-lie-lie, lie-la-lie,
lie-la-lie
lie-la-lie-lie, lie-la-lie-lie, lie-la-lie!
Lie-la-lie-lie, lie-la-lie,
lie-la-lie
lie-la-lie-lie, lie-la-lie-lie, lie-la-lie!

(instrumental close)

Just to clear things up for all the right-wingers lurking on this site: "The liar" is Bush, and his supporters, not Boxer and her compatriots.

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alvin - April 22, 2007 - Report this comment

being a fan of both yourself and "babs" , this is a win / win

Bull - April 22, 2007 - Report this comment

Boxer is a lying whore and she's wrecking this whole country with her pseudo-environmentalist claptrap. The sooner she and all the other traitors of the Dhimmi Cong get thrown out, the sooner we'll be back on track.

TJC - April 22, 2007 - Report this comment

Nicely done... and if I'm catching your drift, apparently there are 'more than a few' lies in this political arena!

MasonR - April 22, 2007 - Report this comment

I award you five pairs of Boxer shorts...naturally! Well done!

Michael Pacholek - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment

Thank you/thank you, Alvin. TJC: Even Terrell Owens could catch my drift. Mason: I wouldn't use the words "boxer shorts" around the Senator, who's just 4-foot-11. But thanks. Bull: You are aptly named. I don't know who "we" is, but America hasn't been on track since November 7, 2000. Ah, the good old minutes, when Al Gore was President-elect.

Trooper - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment

Al Gore was never President-elect, and if you can't get over that, you're as dumb as Rosie O'Donnell, traitor boy. The one upside to all this treason of yours is, if you pull us out and surrender to Al Qaeda as you and loser Harry are planning on doing, this lying whore you're praising will have to put her ugly mug under a burkha, just as Hillary and Helen and all the other ugly hags of the left will. That's if they don't get hanged for exposing too much flesh to public view. Lovely friends you've got here in Iraq, traitor boy.

Michael Pacholek - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment

I have no friends in Iraq. They all got killed over there. It's time to send the troops where they can do some good, such as in Afghanistan where, nearly six years after Bush promised to do so, they might finally get Osama bin Laden. Let the Iraqis settle their scores without our soldiers being stuck in the crossfire. And if I'm "as dumb as Rosie O'Donnell," that makes me about ten times smarter than you and your boy Georgie. You wouldn't know treason if it bit you in the @$$. Which it did, when Bush stole the election.

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