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Song Parodies -> "All My Crazy Harebrained Schemes"

Original Song Title:

"Boulevard of Broken Dreams"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"All My Crazy Harebrained Schemes"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

No, not another George W. Bash, though with the title it could be. This is a Honeymooners parody, sung by Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden.
I drive a lonely bus.
The only job I've ever known.
Gotta get more cash.
But it doesn't work
and I sleep alone.

I live on Chauncey Street
here with all my crazy harebrained schemes
where my Alice weeps
at the things I've done
and I sleep alone.

I sleep alone.
I sleep alone.

I sleep alone.
I sleep a...

Ed Norton's the only one who's in them with me.
Old pal o' mine, he also takes this beating.
Sometimes I wish someone would buy stuff from me.
She's mad
I sleep alone.

Homina, homina, homina, hom...
Homina, homina, hom...

I got uranium mine
in Asbury Park, and it ain't fine.
Diet pizza failed.
Alice is mad
I sleep alone.

Tried it on a lark
wallpaper that glows in the dark.
My luck never shines.
Alice is still mad,
and I sleep alone.

I sleep alone.
I sleep alone.

I sleep alone.
I sleep a...

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