Keeping up with the Jones, I see

After their 11th child, A Yankee fan decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the Yankee fan went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." The Yankee fan said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. So the Yankee fan went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count! "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

I sang

On the cover she's roiling your bone.

Yes, AFW. Yes, John. Thank you, Ann. And, Pa, if Sox fans could count, they'd be able to count to 26, and they wouldn't BE Sox fans anymore. And if Yankee Fans were as stupid as you're suggesting, they'd be Met fans.

I puked