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Song Parodies -> "Dad and Mom Were Really Anti-Claus"

Original Song Title:

"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Boyd

Parody Song Title:

"Dad and Mom Were Really Anti-Claus"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

It was three years ago today, December 3, 2002, that I made my Amiright debut with a Christmas-themed song, "Rudolph, the Blue-Chip Halfback." Merry Christmas to all, and to me, a happy anniversary.
Dad and Mom were really anti-Claus.
Let me know he wouldn't come that night.
Didn't have no fireplace.
He wouldn't come anyways.
'Cause stories 'bout him, they said weren't right.

And Dad and Mom told me there ain't no Claus.
Ain't no Rudolph with a nose so bright.
Oh, what a laugh it since has been
when Daddy and Mom have seen
their stockings full of coal each Christmas night!
Actually, I prefer the Ronnie Spector version. She was the first elf I ever fell in love with.

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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Phil Alexander - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Happy anniversary, Michael :-) Three years? Bet it feels like forever...
Funnily enough, (or not so unexpectedly given the time of year) I've just done a couple of parodies to this tune... I'm going to be off for three days, so expect 'em end of the week or so.
alvin rhodes - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
funny concept
Rick C - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Congrats on 3 years Michael! 555
carol - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL! 5's
Larry Hensley - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Really good one.
Allicat - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Awesome!!!! I loved the idea. : ) Happy anniversery to you!!! Three years is a really long time!!! Also, thanks for being the only one to read one of my parodies.

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