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Song Parodies -> "Seat Caroline"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Caroline"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Seat Caroline"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

I don't know if the original song was really about her, and I don't know if she's the best possible successor to Hillary Clinton. But seating her would really, really upset the right-wingers, so I think it's an idea worth considering.
(instrumental opening)

Where it began?
Idea in Governor's office.
Not Spitzer, no, it's Paterson.

From his mind springs
someone, an up-and-comer.
Of course, if John lived, he'd be the one.

Hand...
dialing phone...
reaching out...
Kennedy...
for the seat?

Seat Caroline!
Doing that would be so good!
Dave's been inclined
to believe it's understood
be... cause... she's...

Daughter of Jack.
And niece of Ted and Bobby.
And, well, you know, she's smart, I swear.

And it can't hurt
that she's no carpetbagger.
Unlike Hill, actually grew up there.

Warm...
feelings for...
family...
in New York...
yes, it's true!

Seat Caroline!
Doing that would be so good!
Dave's been inclined
to believe it's understood
be... cause... she's...

(instrumental break)

Seat Caroline!
Doing that would be so good!
Seat Caroline!
I believe it's understood!

Seat Caroline!
Doing that would be so good!
Seat Caroline!
I believe it's understood!

(repeat 'til fade)

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Pacing: 3.8
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Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 12

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alvin - January 16, 2009 - Report this comment
anything that would upset right wingers is OK by me
MadameDeTokeVille - January 16, 2009 - Report this comment
. . . Her, Mom, Jackie, will be smiling down from the heavens above !
John Jenkins - January 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Very good title. I hope that she does get seated and that she casts votes as infrequently in the Senate as she does in regular elections.
malcolm higgins - January 18, 2009 - Report this comment
great parody for the song, but sorry it's about another inept democrat seeking to lead the blind masses on the left.. how poor it must be to have your leaders.. uhh. um you know,. show their.. uh um brains
Johnny D - January 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Seat Caroline and five Michaeline!
McKludge - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
I must give you props for the line "And, well, you know, she's smart, I swear."

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