Song Parodies -> Seat Caroline
| Original Song Title: | "Sweet Caroline" |
| Original Performer: | Neil Diamond |
| Parody Song Title: | "Seat Caroline" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Pacholek |
I don't know if the original song was really about her, and I don't know if she's the best possible successor to Hillary Clinton. But seating her would really, really upset the right-wingers, so I think it's an idea worth considering.
(instrumental opening)
Where it began?
Idea in Governor's office.
Not Spitzer, no, it's Paterson.
From his mind springs
someone, an up-and-comer.
Of course, if John lived, he'd be the one.
Hand...
dialing phone...
reaching out...
Kennedy...
for the seat?
Seat Caroline!
Doing that would be so good!
Dave's been inclined
to believe it's understood
be... cause... she's...
Daughter of Jack.
And niece of Ted and Bobby.
And, well, you know, she's smart, I swear.
And it can't hurt
that she's no carpetbagger.
Unlike Hill, actually grew up there.
Warm...
feelings for...
family...
in New York...
yes, it's true!
Seat Caroline!
Doing that would be so good!
Dave's been inclined
to believe it's understood
be... cause... she's...
(instrumental break)
Seat Caroline!
Doing that would be so good!
Seat Caroline!
I believe it's understood!
Seat Caroline!
Doing that would be so good!
Seat Caroline!
I believe it's understood!
(repeat 'til fade)
Where it began?
Idea in Governor's office.
Not Spitzer, no, it's Paterson.
From his mind springs
someone, an up-and-comer.
Of course, if John lived, he'd be the one.
Hand...
dialing phone...
reaching out...
Kennedy...
for the seat?
Seat Caroline!
Doing that would be so good!
Dave's been inclined
to believe it's understood
be... cause... she's...
Daughter of Jack.
And niece of Ted and Bobby.
And, well, you know, she's smart, I swear.
And it can't hurt
that she's no carpetbagger.
Unlike Hill, actually grew up there.
Warm...
feelings for...
family...
in New York...
yes, it's true!
Seat Caroline!
Doing that would be so good!
Dave's been inclined
to believe it's understood
be... cause... she's...
(instrumental break)
Seat Caroline!
Doing that would be so good!
Seat Caroline!
I believe it's understood!
Seat Caroline!
Doing that would be so good!
Seat Caroline!
I believe it's understood!
(repeat 'til fade)
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anything that would upset right wingers is OK by me
. . . Her, Mom, Jackie, will be smiling down from the heavens above !
Very good title. I hope that she does get seated and that she casts votes as infrequently in the Senate as she does in regular elections.
great parody for the song, but sorry it's about another inept democrat seeking to lead the blind masses on the left.. how poor it must be to have your leaders.. uhh. um you know,. show their.. uh um brains
Seat Caroline and five Michaeline!
I must give you props for the line "And, well, you know, she's smart, I swear."
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