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Song Parodies -> "I'm a Laker"
Original Song Title:
"You Can Have Her"
Original Performer:
Roy Hamilton
Parody Song Title:
"I'm a Laker"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
Not to be confused with "I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me." Which, I realize, may bring up some Bill & Monica jokes.
Well, I'm a Laker, and did I take her?
She didn't love me anyway.
She only wanted someone to play with.
And all I wanted was one night's stray.
If you get mixed up with the wrong woman
there's only one thing that you can do.
Just make a phone call to the media
and have your wife stand next to you.
Well, I'm a Laker, and did I take her?
She didn't love me anyway.
She only wanted someone to play with.
And all I wanted was one night's stray.
The girl I love she got real angry
'cause my fidelity came to an end.
So I gave her some million-buck bling-bling
and now in public, she smiles again.
Well, I'm a Laker, and did I take her?
She didn't love me anyway.
She only wanted someone to play with.
And all I wanted was one night's stray.
Life without nookie is mighty empty
but confession's good for the soul:
I must confess now I won't make money
in orange instead of purple and gold.
Well, I'm a Laker, and did I take her?
She didn't love me anyway.
She only wanted someone to play with.
Ohhhh...
Well, I'm a Laker, and did I take her?
She didn't love me anyway.
She only wanted someone to play with.
And all I wanted, all I wanted, all I wanted...
(repeat 'til fade)
She didn't love me anyway.
She only wanted someone to play with.
And all I wanted was one night's stray.
If you get mixed up with the wrong woman
there's only one thing that you can do.
Just make a phone call to the media
and have your wife stand next to you.
Well, I'm a Laker, and did I take her?
She didn't love me anyway.
She only wanted someone to play with.
And all I wanted was one night's stray.
The girl I love she got real angry
'cause my fidelity came to an end.
So I gave her some million-buck bling-bling
and now in public, she smiles again.
Well, I'm a Laker, and did I take her?
She didn't love me anyway.
She only wanted someone to play with.
And all I wanted was one night's stray.
Life without nookie is mighty empty
but confession's good for the soul:
I must confess now I won't make money
in orange instead of purple and gold.
Well, I'm a Laker, and did I take her?
She didn't love me anyway.
She only wanted someone to play with.
Ohhhh...
Well, I'm a Laker, and did I take her?
She didn't love me anyway.
She only wanted someone to play with.
And all I wanted, all I wanted, all I wanted...
(repeat 'til fade)
Orange being the color of prison jumpsuits (whatever happened to prison stripes?), purple and gold the Lakers' colors. I guess Kobe thought that purple was the color of royalty.
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