Song Parodies -> Churl, I'll Have Your Woman Soon
| Original Song Title: | "Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon" |
| Original Performer: | Neil Diamond |
| Parody Song Title: | "Churl, I'll Have Your Woman Soon" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Pacholek |
Yes, I know, it's one of the more unlikely occurrences, but if Boston can win two World Series in four years (cough-steroids-cough), anything can happen.
Churl...
I'll have your woman soon...
I love her so much, can't count all the ways.
I'd die for your girl, and all they can say is
"She's got wife's bind."
They never get tired of putting me down
and I never know when she'll come around
when she'll finally find
you are the elderly kind.
Don't you know...
Churl...
I'll have your woman soon.
Liv... er spots on your hand.
Churl...
I'll have your woman soon.
She'll...
have same-age man.
I've been misunderstood for all of my life
but what theyre saying, it just cuts like a knife
"She loves him good."
Well, you were born in nineteen forty-four
and you've cheated on a wife before.
Sure you would.
She's not understood.
It's up to her.
Churl...
I'll have your woman soon.
Wrin...kles on your hand.
Churl...
I'll have your woman soon.
She'll...
have same-age man.
She'll...
have same-age man.
I'll have your woman soon...
I love her so much, can't count all the ways.
I'd die for your girl, and all they can say is
"She's got wife's bind."
They never get tired of putting me down
and I never know when she'll come around
when she'll finally find
you are the elderly kind.
Don't you know...
Churl...
I'll have your woman soon.
Liv... er spots on your hand.
Churl...
I'll have your woman soon.
She'll...
have same-age man.
I've been misunderstood for all of my life
but what theyre saying, it just cuts like a knife
"She loves him good."
Well, you were born in nineteen forty-four
and you've cheated on a wife before.
Sure you would.
She's not understood.
It's up to her.
Churl...
I'll have your woman soon.
Wrin...kles on your hand.
Churl...
I'll have your woman soon.
She'll...
have same-age man.
She'll...
have same-age man.
Sadly, she will still need him, she will still feed him, when he's 64. In six months.
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good luck chasing your dreams !
Sir Michael, ~Marquis de Burning Heart~ take a walk, Sir, Spring is here, and lot of fair maidens will be out there . . .
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