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Song Parodies -> "Chav City"
Original Song Title:
"Surf City"
Original Performer:
Jan & Dean
Parody Song Title:
"Chav City"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
This may be the weirdest mashup ever, borrowing also from the song in the link below. If you've ever been to a suburban mall on a Friday night, then you know we have these guys in the U.S., too. And the chavettes are almost as bad. Compared to these creatures, even ginkers had some class. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuBxsYB1IJY&feature=related
Cheap girls for every boy!
I got a dirty old sweatshirt, and I call it a hoodie.
(Chav City, here we come!)
You know it's not very clean, 'cause it's an oldie, not a goodie.
(Chav City, here we come!)
But it goes right smart with all me shiny bling.
From me Burberray hat to me sovereign ring!
And I'm a-goin' to Chav City, with me scally scum.
And I'm a-goin' to Chav City, gonna have some fun.
And I'm a-goin' to Chav City, with me scally scum.
And I'm a-goin' to Chav City, gonna have some fun, now.
Cheap girls for every boy!
They say we're always on the street with bottles, drinkin' white lightnin'.
(Chav City, here we come!)
We're always lookin' for an emo kid, to pick on for fightin'.
(Chav City, here we come!)
And there's lots of chav honeys for every guy.
With orange tans and mounds of makeup on their eyes.
And I'm a-goin' to Chav City, gonna have some fun.
And I'm a-goin' to Chav City, with me scally scum.
And I'm a-goin' to Chav City, gonna have some fun.
And I'm a-goin' to Chav City, with me scally scum, now.
Cheap girls for every boy!
And no, I'm not a racist, I got siblings of every colour.
(Chav City, here we come!)
I don't know why, 'cause my mum, you know, she sure ain't a looker.
(Chav City, here we come!)
And when I get to Chav City, I get charged with affray.
But I still look well cool in me Burberray!
And I'm a-goin' to Chav City, with me scally scum.
And I'm a-goin' to Chav City, gonna have some fun.
And I'm a-goin' to Chav City, with me scally scum.
And I'm a-goin' to Chav City, gonna have some fun, now.
Cheap girls for every
Cheap girls for every
boy!
(instrumental fadeout)
I got a dirty old sweatshirt, and I call it a hoodie.
(Chav City, here we come!)
You know it's not very clean, 'cause it's an oldie, not a goodie.
(Chav City, here we come!)
But it goes right smart with all me shiny bling.
From me Burberray hat to me sovereign ring!
And I'm a-goin' to Chav City, with me scally scum.
And I'm a-goin' to Chav City, gonna have some fun.
And I'm a-goin' to Chav City, with me scally scum.
And I'm a-goin' to Chav City, gonna have some fun, now.
Cheap girls for every boy!
They say we're always on the street with bottles, drinkin' white lightnin'.
(Chav City, here we come!)
We're always lookin' for an emo kid, to pick on for fightin'.
(Chav City, here we come!)
And there's lots of chav honeys for every guy.
With orange tans and mounds of makeup on their eyes.
And I'm a-goin' to Chav City, gonna have some fun.
And I'm a-goin' to Chav City, with me scally scum.
And I'm a-goin' to Chav City, gonna have some fun.
And I'm a-goin' to Chav City, with me scally scum, now.
Cheap girls for every boy!
And no, I'm not a racist, I got siblings of every colour.
(Chav City, here we come!)
I don't know why, 'cause my mum, you know, she sure ain't a looker.
(Chav City, here we come!)
And when I get to Chav City, I get charged with affray.
But I still look well cool in me Burberray!
And I'm a-goin' to Chav City, with me scally scum.
And I'm a-goin' to Chav City, gonna have some fun.
And I'm a-goin' to Chav City, with me scally scum.
And I'm a-goin' to Chav City, gonna have some fun, now.
Cheap girls for every
Cheap girls for every
boy!
(instrumental fadeout)
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Michael - An entirely different life form! Thanks for the info. ;D
Chav = Council Housing and Violent. 555
Educational. Reminds me of the film 'Mallrats' a little bit. Nice mash-up Mike. How are things?
Educational and entertaining.
Very good... except as far as I know, chavs drink Buckfast Tonic Wine, which is known as "Buckfast" or "bucky", not moonshine. Either one could have been fit into the parody fairly easily. 5s.
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