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Song Parodies -> "Jingle Bell Spock"

Original Song Title:

"Jingle Bell Rock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bobby Helms

Parody Song Title:

"Jingle Bell Spock"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

I can't believe nobody thought of this one before! To me, it was... logical.
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell Spock.
Jingle stone face in jingle bell space.
Sensor commencer on Enterprise bridge.
Now the jingle ship moves a smidge.

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell Spock.
Jingle bell chime in futurish time.
Nimoy and Shatner, a jingling pair
in the Class-M air!

What a bright time, it's the right time
to Spock the night away.
Jingle bell time, it's a swell time...

If it's the Gene one, and not the J.J.!

Make it so, jingle ship, take us to warp.
Jingle around the clock.
Live long and prosper in the jingling beat.
That's the jingle bell Spock!

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell Spock.
Jingle stone face in jingle bell space.
Sensor commencer on Enterprise bridge.
Now the jingle ship moves a smidge.

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell Spock.
Jingle bell chime in futurish time.
Nimoy and Shatner, a jingling pair
in the Class-M air!

What a bright time, it's the right time
to Spock the night away.
Jingle bell time, it's a swell time...

If it's the Gene one, and not the J.J.!

Make it so, jingle ship, take us to warp.
Jingle around the clock.
Live long and prosper in the jingling beat.
That's the jingle bell...
That's the jingle bell...
That's the jingle bell Spock!

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AFW - December 17, 2013 - Report this comment
Very good idea...bounces right along...Merry Christmas and Happy NY, Michael
GOP - December 17, 2013 - Report this comment
Don't quit your day job ranting and raving about our party; in fact, it might be a great time for you to take a bus from NJ to visit Jeff in Va as misery loves company! You could both take your Obama EBT cards to the store to get some chow but would have to pay cash for your convenience store liquor, porn, cigs, and a lottery ticket! Then hang out with some minorities drinkin' 40s and smokin' crack to make yourselves feel White but "progressive" and then jerk to VHS taped Obama campaign promises of change from 2008! It's a wonderful life being a Dimowit slug! I only wish GWB could run again for President cuz the Democratic mass suicides would exceed the Rev. Jim Jones kool-aid party ;-)
Patrick - December 17, 2013 - Report this comment
This parody had nothing to do with politics. It did have some catchy lyrics that even someone who has only casual contact with Star Trek can appreciate. A vast improvement over the original song, by the way.
Jonathan - December 17, 2013 - Report this comment
Politics 5's
Sam B. - December 17, 2013 - Report this comment
GOP, you are aptly named. I wish you a speedy recovery from your Tourette's Syndrome or from your impulse for unprovoked and idiotic cliches about the poor, for which you should go to Hell.
Socialism 101 - December 17, 2013 - Report this comment
Sam, how's unemployment? Still getting your check and spending time on the Internet all day supporting ultra left-wing ideology that is destroying the Constitution and America? Maybe you could get an invite to the White House and share a meal with Obama, discussing the systematic destruction of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness ;-)
Sam B. - December 17, 2013 - Report this comment
Hey Socialism 101, get a load of "Republican's 12 Days of Christmas" parody. http://12daysofcongress.tumblr.com/page/2
3Eagle - December 18, 2013 - Report this comment
I don't understand what the above comments have to do with this parody, so let's get back to having fun. This parody goes "back to the future" and is as good as the OS which made Christmas fun.
Michael Pacholek - December 18, 2013 - Report this comment
Maybe he's mad because Star Trek is "socialist," since it did away with money (except for the Ferengi). But, as the Klingons would say, he is without honor. He's also without the White House, and will remain so well into, uh, the future.
Callmelennie - December 19, 2013 - Report this comment
I agree with 3eagle and Patrick. If the parody isn't about politics, then leave politics out of it, especially the name-calling, F.U and the donkey (or elephant) you rode in on style. You just come across as a maniac to the middle of the roader. And it's making the site look bad.

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