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Song Parodies -> "Brother, Can You Stand Her Slime?"

Original Song Title:

"Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Brother, Can You Stand Her Slime?"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

So my (fictional) evil twin brother Bernard has a new girlfriend. Problem is, she's gotten herself into a little trouble. Again. Keith Olbermann of MSNBC has taken to calling her "Coultergiest."
They used to tell me, her remarks were a scream.
And she inspired a mob.
When there were hearts to bleed, or tears to shed
she was always mocking, 'twas her job.

They used to tell me, her remarks were a scream.
I said she's just an airhead.
Now she delivers shocking lines
gone over like day-old bread.

Once she battled Clinton, as he'd run.
But he won time after time.
Once she battled Clinton, now that's done.
Brother, can you stand her slime?

Once she loved Newt Gingrich, and Bob Dole.
Excused every Dubya crime.
Once she compromised and sold her soul.
Brother, can you stand her slime?

Once in bad lawsuits, gee she looked swell
shilling for each Republican bum.
Half a million words she'd spoken so well.
For her cause, she beat the drum!

Say, don't you remember? They called her Ann.
But now long past is her prime.
Say, don't you remember? She should be canned.
Brother, can you stand her slime?

Once on ABC, on Bill Maher's late talk show
said we should never have freed the slaves.
Wants to take Arabs, kill and convert.
This chick is very depraved!

She slurred John Edwards, yes, did Ann.
She may have gone too far this time.
Of course she does look more like a man!
Can you stand her slime?
"Watch it, Mikey, Ann will whip you into shape! Literally!" Not likely, Bernard. She's more likely to kill you. "Oh, no she wouldn't. She loves guys like me!" I don't mean intentionally. I mean she's so thin, while you're having sex, one of her bones might snap and impale you! That's not a good way to go! "No, but it is a good way to..." Watch your mouth, Bernard! This site may be rated R sometimes, but it's not NC-17!

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Pacing: 2.2
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Overall Rating: 2.1

Total Votes: 28

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alvin rhodes - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
no, i can't...5s
John Barry - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Gotta remember, though it's easy to forget: AC is not a political pundit or commentator. She's merely an entertainer for reactionaries. As to her thinness, perhaps she has Annorexia or bullimia.
2Eagle - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
She looks like a Gothic sadist. Good rhyming.
Yoidy - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Ann Coulter keep getting colder...and I don't mean in a dead way. 5s

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