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Song Parodies -> "Ohio State, the Conquerors of Michigan"

Original Song Title:

"Dedicated Follower of Fashion"

Original Performer:

The Kinks

Parody Song Title:

"Ohio State, the Conquerors of Michigan"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Number 1 vs. Number 2 in "The Game." Ohio State and Michigan meeting with both undefeated for the first time in 33 years. The Big Ten Championship and a berth in the National Championship Game on the line. The first true Game of the Century in the 21st Century. And it lived up to the hype. But only one could win. Fortunately, there are a few words that, with the rhythm tweaked, could rhyme with both "Michigan" and "Wolverines," but that wasn't necessary.
They'll beat you here, they'll beat you there.
They will play rough, but always fair.
It's a make or break game, so they've got to be the best.
They're Ohio State, the conquerors of Michigan.

And when they score their big touchdowns
while they play in Columbus town
eagerly pursuing zones that's known as the ends
yeah, they're Ohio State, the conquerors of Michigan.

Oh yes they are!
(Oh yes they are!)
Oh yes they are!
(Oh yes they are!)
They think they are the team to be respected.
And when they pull their scarlet and white jerseys right on tight
they are Ohio State, the conquerors of Michigan.

Oh yes they are!
(Oh yes they are!)
Oh yes they are!
(Oh yes they are!)
There's one thing that they love, and that is victory.
One week they beat Iowa, the next week it's Purdue
and they're Ohio State, the conquerors of Michigan.

The Wolverines, they made the scene.
America's number-two team.
The ghost of Bo Schembechler bade them, "Boys, march on!"
Fell to Ohio State, the conquerors of Michigan.

Oh yes they are!
(Oh yes they are!)
Oh yes they are!
(Oh yes they are!)
A hundred thousand six fans in the stadium.
The BCS computers know the Buckeyes are the best
and they're Ohio State, the conquerors of Michigan.

Oh yes they are!
(Oh yes they are!)
Oh yes they are!
(Oh yes they are!)
They played in this, the new Game of the Century.
In matters of the field they are as mighty as can be, 'cause
They're Ohio State, the conquerors of Michigan.
They're Ohio State, the conquerors of Michigan.
They're Ohio State, the conquerors of Michigan.

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alvin rhodes - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
beautifully paced
Bernard Pacholek - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Cheer, cheer for old Notre Dame... Hey Mikey, how'd your Rotgut Scarlet Noughts do against... Sissynatti? Huh? Huh? Huh? Time to jump off the bandwagon, little brother!

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