-> "Thirty-Six Votes for Impeachment"
Original Song Title:
"Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover"
Parody Song Title:
"Thirty-Six Votes for Impeachment"
The Lyrics
The problem is all about the man there in D.C.
The answer is easy, get him legalistically.
I'd like to get him out so we can all be free.
There must be thirty-six votes for impeachment.
I said it's really not my habit to intrude
furthermore, it's no exaggeration that this guy is booed
but I'll repeat myself, got to get rid of this dude.
There must be thirty-six votes for impeachment.
Thirty-six votes for impeachment.
Get 'em from Kentuck, Buck.
And from Michigan, Stan.
Got 'em in Illinois, Roy.
One from Mississippi.
Bring in Ohio, Joe.
Andy J. has got to go!
Voting in New Jersey, Lee
and set this guy free.
Get 'em from Kentuck, Buck.
And from Michigan, Stan.
Got 'em in Illinois, Roy.
One from Mississippi.
Bring in Ohio, Joe.
Andy J. has got to go!
Voting in New Jersey, Lee
and set this guy free.
I said it grieves me so to see this land in pain.
The country hates the President from Oregon to Maine.
And I say, I appreciate that.
But can you please get me enough votes?
But all he did to make the Republicans sore
was fire Edwin Stanton, Secretr'y of War.
Johnson said, "Missed me, and you won't get any more."
There's just thirty-five votes for his impeachment.
Such a dirty jive vote on impeachment.
Double-crossed by Vermont, Don.
And by Indian', Stan.
Stiffed by Ioway, Ray
and of course, Tennessee.
Voted wrong in Texas, Jess.
We came up one vote less!
Thanks to Missouri, he
now gets off scot-free.
Double-crossed by Vermont, Don.
And by Indian', Stan.
Stiffed by Ioway, Ray
and of course, Tennessee.
Voted wrong in Texas, Jess.
We came up one vote less!
Thanks to Missouri, he
now gets off scot-free.
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