Song Parodies -> "The Most Rude, Hateful Churl"

Original Song Title:

"The Most Beautiful Girl"

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Original Performer:

"The Most Rude, Hateful Churl"

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The Lyrics

No, not George W. Bush, or any other Republican. Not Pedro Martinez, or any other sports figure I don't like. It's Mr. Zeta-Jones. Even before they met, I loved her and hated him. Since they got together, those feelings have ballooned.

Hey!
Michael Douglas, well, he's
the most crude, evil churl in the world.
And what he did
left me crying.
Crying.

Hey!
Michael Douglas, well, he
took that beautiful girl
far away from me.

No, he's not sorry
for taking my precious baby!
Whoa, he has got her
but I love her.

I woke up this morning.
All alone, that's what I'd done.
I stood alone in the cold gray dawn.
But she remains my number one.

I lost that girl and I said some things.
Now comes the headaches that tabloids bring.
I know he's wrong, but she still can't see.
He's too old, and won't set her free!

And...
Hey!
Michael Douglas, well, he's
the most crude, evil churl in the world.
And what he did
left me crying.
Crying.

Hey!
Michael Douglas, well, he
took that beautiful girl
far away from me.

No, he's not sorry
for taking my precious baby!
Whoa, he has got her
but I love her.

Hey!
Michael Douglas, well, he
took that beautiful girl
far away from me.

No, he's not sorry
for taking my precious baby!
Whoa, he has got her
but I love her.

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