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Song Parodies -> "Cleopatra"

Original Song Title:

"Come Together"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Phil Alexander (the Great?) wrote one about beetles, and I thought he'd butchered the spelling of the title, and that it was about the Queen of the Nile. After all, he also wrote "Homerian Rhapsody." Well, that got me thinking (always a slippery slope)...
Here come ol' Caesar, he come... groovin' in Latin
he got... Roman legions, he shoot... bow and arrow
he got toga to his knees
got to be an Emperor, he do what he please!

He goes to Egypt to the... Nile River
to the... Ptolmeaic, he sees... babe so royal
he say, "I want you, you want me
one thing I can tell you, Caesar loves Ptolemy!

Cleopatra! Right now! Under me!"

His big production in the... Roman Senate
got him... bloody daggers in the... spinal region
he's suc...ceeded by Mark Antony
"Hold your horses, Cleo, I will come down to thee!

Cleopatra! Right now! Under me!"

(guitar break)

This rollercoaster in the...early warring
won by... Octavian, calls him...self Augustus
she counts, "One and one and one is three
got to face a viper, 'cause there's no room for me!"

Cleopatra! Right now! R.I.P.!

Cleopatra! Yeah.
Cleopatra! Yeah.
Cleopatra! Yeah.
Cleopatra! Yeah!
Cleopatra! Yeahhhhhhhh!
Cleopatra! Yeahhhhhhhh!
Cleopatra! Yeah.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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Phil Alexander - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Too kind, Michael - and to think, I only clicked here because I thought you'd misspelt "coleoptera" ;-)
Ethan Mawyer - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
good job... it took me a little while to get the phil alexander the great comment at the top. I gave this triple 5's this might not be quite as clever as the coleoptera one but i think the average parody fan is more likely to appreciate it
Claude Prez - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Man, there's some good ones today. Great job.
Phil Alexander - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Ethan, the standard joke in our house is when someone's doing the cheese for a baked potato, that makes them Alexander the Grater...

Hey, Michael - when's the Iron Maiden "Alexander the Great" parody gonna be written, then? ;-) - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
"Five and five and five is three." Michaelopedia, this may well be the best parody you've done. Numerous great lines. I laughed out loud (not in a lol sort of way, but literally). This deserves a Cleo award.
Guy DiRito - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Great write Michael. And watch the slippery slopes. I agree - this must be your best ever.
Adagio - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
It is really good, Michael!! I enjoyed reading this one.
Peregrin - October 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent Michael!
Smurf and Mr. Horse - October 11, 2003 - Report this comment
NIce lyrics and idea Michael!
Ethan Mawyer - October 11, 2003 - Report this comment
I think sesamian rhapsody is still michael's best but i can't think of any between that one and this 1 right now
Meriadoc - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Et tu, Mikae? Good job!
Robert J. Pagliaro - October 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Very nice Michael. Oh, by the way, the Yankee season ends tonight. A note to Phil (and others probably) - a Christian Website has a few of your posts - - thought you might like to know about that. Go Sox!
Wild Man - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
5 Chalupas and a case of beer!
John Jenkins - October 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Outstanding, Michael!
Kat - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment

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