Song Parodies -> Crocodile Shlock
| Original Song Title: | "Crocodile Rock" |
| Original Performer: | Elton John |
| Parody Song Title: | "Crocodile Shlock" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Pacholek |
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I remember I was up last night, tried to find a show that seemed right.
On the planet of animals, passed through a documentary film on seagulls.
Then along came, to my shock, this Aussie with his little crocodile shlock.
No more videos watchin' 'round the clock! I'll be hoppin' and boppin' to the crocodile shlock!
Crocodile shlockin', with Steve Irwin, this dummy just won't sit right still.
He's never learned to leave them crocs alone, and I guess he never will.
Aw, crikey, mama! The croc will bite! Then direct pressure keeps the blood in tight!
Crocodile shlockin' is ow! ow! ow! out of sight!
La, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la...
Well I got some sleep, dreamed about that creep.
Into the lake he should just take a leap.
Long nights watchin' on the TV screen
dreamin' of Steve Irwin in his khaki jeans!
Shouldn't have eaten that pizza I got before watching Irwin's crocodile shlock!
Learning hard bad dreams will hit if you watch late at night his little crocodile (expletive deleted)!
Crocodile shlockin', with Steve Irwin, this dummy just won't sit right still.
He's never learned to leave them crocs alone, and I guess he never will.
Aw, crikey, mama! The croc will bite! Then direct pressure keeps the blood in tight!
Crocodile shlockin' is ow! ow! ow! out of sight!
La, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la...
I remember I was up last night, tried to find a show that seemed right.
On the planet of animals, passed through a documentary film on seagulls.
Then along came, to my shock, this Aussie with his little crocodile shlock.
No more videos watchin' 'round the clock! I'll be hoppin' and boppin' to the crocodile shlock!
Crocodile shlockin', with Steve Irwin, this dummy just won't sit right still.
He's never learned to leave them crocs alone, and I guess he never will.
Aw, crikey, mama! The croc will bite! Then direct pressure keeps the blood in tight!
Crocodile shlockin' is ow! ow! ow! out of sight!
La, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la...
On the planet of animals, passed through a documentary film on seagulls.
Then along came, to my shock, this Aussie with his little crocodile shlock.
No more videos watchin' 'round the clock! I'll be hoppin' and boppin' to the crocodile shlock!
Crocodile shlockin', with Steve Irwin, this dummy just won't sit right still.
He's never learned to leave them crocs alone, and I guess he never will.
Aw, crikey, mama! The croc will bite! Then direct pressure keeps the blood in tight!
Crocodile shlockin' is ow! ow! ow! out of sight!
La, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la...
Well I got some sleep, dreamed about that creep.
Into the lake he should just take a leap.
Long nights watchin' on the TV screen
dreamin' of Steve Irwin in his khaki jeans!
Shouldn't have eaten that pizza I got before watching Irwin's crocodile shlock!
Learning hard bad dreams will hit if you watch late at night his little crocodile (expletive deleted)!
Crocodile shlockin', with Steve Irwin, this dummy just won't sit right still.
He's never learned to leave them crocs alone, and I guess he never will.
Aw, crikey, mama! The croc will bite! Then direct pressure keeps the blood in tight!
Crocodile shlockin' is ow! ow! ow! out of sight!
La, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la...
I remember I was up last night, tried to find a show that seemed right.
On the planet of animals, passed through a documentary film on seagulls.
Then along came, to my shock, this Aussie with his little crocodile shlock.
No more videos watchin' 'round the clock! I'll be hoppin' and boppin' to the crocodile shlock!
Crocodile shlockin', with Steve Irwin, this dummy just won't sit right still.
He's never learned to leave them crocs alone, and I guess he never will.
Aw, crikey, mama! The croc will bite! Then direct pressure keeps the blood in tight!
Crocodile shlockin' is ow! ow! ow! out of sight!
La, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la...
See ya later, alligator!
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Hey Michael, nice follow-up to my parody.
Decent song!
How bout writing Crock Schlock 2: The Paul Hogan song? Just a thought.
Once again 5's as I hate Steve Irwin with a passion, and also I loved the parody! Can someone please write one where the crocs win?
I guess he's never learned: Never smile at a crocodile.
Since he didn't allow comments, I'm gonna comment here: MSG's "Aw, Crikey!" (to "Hey, Mickey!") is the new best Steve Irwin parody. Funny!
ROFL !!! Funny funny lines......."Aw, crikey, mama! The croc will bite! Then direct pressure keeps the blood in tight! Crocodile shlockin' is ow! ow! ow! out of sight! "
Folks, we've got a problem here: Steve Irwin died earlier today (Australian time), due to an accidental injury from a stingray. Not a crocodile, not a snake, but a stingray. Is there any way a parody can be done about this and still maintain good taste? Until someone provides an answer I can live with, I won't write any. But I think we could use some guidance here.
Push the envelope - "Straight through the Heart" Afterall, this is (or used to be) a free country. "Comedy is not pretty" (Steve Martin)
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