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Song Parodies -> "No-Fair Man"

Original Song Title:

"Nowhere Man"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"No-Fair Man"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Royce Miller still believes in Bush the "Lone Star Man"? Not enough to face comments about him. So here's mine. William Tong and "Jared" (not the Subway guy) already used "No-Brain Man" on him, so I had to tweak the title.
He's a real no-fair man.
Making this a no-fair land.
Making all his no-fair plans
for us, buddy.

Doesn't have good point of view.
You're not rich? He don't like you.
Isn't he a great big travesty?

No-fair man, won't listen.
Every mark, he's missin'.
No-fair man
the world rejects his command!
(La la la la...)

(instrumental break)

He's so blind, chooses to be.
Don't like what he's made us see.
No-fair man, can't he see good at all?

No-fair man, we worry.
Hurt us in a hurry.
When he's gone
then somebody else
lends us a hand.

Job's gone, tax cut's done to you.
Knows not his war's cause untrue.
Isn't doing job for you and me.

No-fair man, he's kissin'
Saudi tush, off-pissin'.
No-fair man
the world rejects his command!
(La la la la)

He's a real no-fair man.
Making us a no-fair land.
Making all his no-fair plans
for us, buddy.
Making all his no-fair plans
for us, buddy.
Making all his no-fair plans
for us, buddy!
Cheer up, Bush bootlickers: You've still got 29 percent of the country agreeing with you!

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alvin rhodes - May 25, 2006 - Report this comment
bush no good...bush no fair...bush bad
Royce Miller - May 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey Michael, if imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I guess I'm flattered. But about my not allowing comments on Lone Star Man, why should I trash my parody with the comments that have been made over and over again by the same people. I'm well aware of your opinions.
Stephen Harrington - May 25, 2006 - Report this comment
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