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Song Parodies -> "Buyers of the Porn"

Original Song Title:

"Riders On the Storm"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Buyers of the Porn"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Fastest parody I ever wrote. The whole thing was thought up and typed in two minutes flat. Or roughly the time it takes the buyer of the porn to (remainer of prelude censored).
Buyers of the porn. Buyers of the porn.
Into the store they walk, into the back they stalk.
Like a dog that's all in heat, a wrestler wants to eat
buyers of the porn.

There's a pervert on the road. His (censored) is squirming like a toad.
He just can't get a lay, can't call his girl to play.
She won't give this man a ride, sweet Fanny Hill he'll buy.
Pervert on the road.

(instrumental break)

Girl, you gotta love this man. Girl, you gotta love this man.
Make him wash his hand, or else it's what he's planned.
The world on you depends so horniness will end.
Gotta love this man. Yeah...

(instrumental break)

Buyers of the porn. Buyers of the porn.
Into the store they walk, into the back they stalk.
Like a dog that's all in heat, a wrestler wants to eat
buyers of the porn.

Buyers of the porn... buyers of the porn...
(repeat 'til fade)
Somehow, wherever he is, I think Mr. Mojo Risin' would approve.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   1

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Royce Miller - June 13, 2003 - Report this comment
I like this one Michael.
Guy DiRito - June 13, 2003 - Report this comment
We know where your mind is. Do you wear glasses? Bifocals, Trifocals, deny-focals. Beautiful pace and a neat original idea. Some funny but no big money for funny on this one. 5 for pace 3 for funny and 4 for overall.
Michael Pacholek - June 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Why do I wear glasses, Guy? So that mine eyes can see the glory of the coming... of the (remainder of message censored...Come on, Mike, it's not "remainer"! Learn to type! And with two hands!)
Billy Florio - June 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job could be the next one in my porno parody series lol
Pat - June 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Mike...what would you do without your 'remainder of words censored'? ;)
The Great Karlando - June 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Hell of a job Mike. I think it would be hilarious to actually hear it, complete with the sugegstive sound effect where you censored yourself.
Michael Pacholek - June 14, 2003 - Report this comment
What would I do without being censored, Pat? I'd tell ya, but Chucky G would have to kill me. Or at least wash my mouth out with soap.
Michael Pacholek - June 18, 2003 - Report this comment
This just in: Yesterday, I bought new glasses. I told the optician I hadn't gotten my eyes checked in 11 years, and he said they'd lost only half a step in that time, and only a slightly modified prescription would be needed. He was impressed. As an expert on the subject, Pee-Wee Herman, would say, "What's the significance? I don't know!"
Guy DiRito - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Gee, what were they originally? Striped?

I've reread this one, Mike, at your prompting on the parody with the same name by Jim A and still feel that my voting was fair. I know it's hard to resist yelling when someone uses your original idea and I have screamed about this once or twice myself. The point is that, and has not changed, that name duplication is going to happen time and again. I can't tell your intent in your comment whether you are upset at this writer using the same title as yours of you are upset that I gave Jim a better score, or if you are even upset at all.

As for why I thought that Jim's was funnier than yours is explained in my comment on his thread that says basically that I got a certain mental image from it. Your's did not do the same thing when I read it and thus Jim's is funnier.
Jude Rodamer - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
And yet, another 5-5-5 from me! It's a shame that Charles won't also let us give points for Top ALWAYS make me laugh ith that stuff!

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